Ralphie May - "Dora the Explorer"

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Ralphie May shares his theory that the children's show "Dora the Explorer" was created by someone who wanted white people and black people to hate Mexicans. (1:18)

DO YOU WANNA WATCH, BABY?"

AND SHE GOES,

"DORA THE EXPLORER, DADDY."

AND HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW?

IF YOU HAVEN'T,

IT'S ABOUT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD

LITTLE MEXICAN GIRL

THAT'S ALWAYS LOST, OKAY?

AND IT SHOULD BE CALLED

DORA THE AMBER ALERT

IS WHAT IT

SHOULD BE CALLED, OKAY?

IT IS--

THIS REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

I HAD A MINOR PANIC ATTACK.

I WAS JUST THINKING

ABOUT THE DIRTY WHITE GUYS,

AND I COME IN

AND WATCH THIS SHOW,

AND I THINK THIS SHOW

WAS INVENTED

BY SOMEONE WHO WANTS

WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE

TO HATE MEXICAN PEOPLE.

THAT'S ALL I CAN DEDUCE.

IT'S JUST THE ONLY THING

THAT MAKES SENSE.

THEY'VE GOT THIS LITTLE GIRL

WALKING BY HERSELF

IN THE WOODS, OKAY?

AS A PARENT,

I'M WATCHING THIS, GOING,

"OH, MY GOD,

WHERE'S THAT BABY'S PARENTS?

WHO LETS THEIR BABY WALK OUT

IN THE GODDAMN WOODS?

THAT BABY'S GOT

A MONKEY WITH HER.

JESUS CHRIST!

GET THAT BABY

AWAY FROM THAT MONKEY!

THAT MONKEY WILL EAT

THAT BABY'S FACE OFF!

OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S WHAT THOSE

DOMESTICATED MONKEYS

ALWAYS DO,

EAT PEOPLE'S FACES OFF.

AND THEY GO, 'OH, I DIDN'T

KNOW; HE WAS A NICE MONKEY.'

TILL HE ATE

SOMEBODY'S FACE OFF.

GET THAT BABY

AWAY FROM THAT"--

THEN I'M LIKE,

"WHO LET'S THEIR BABY

WALK OUT IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE GODDAMN WOODS

BY THEMSELF...

WITH A MONKEY?

MEXICANS."

[laughter]

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