Joe DeRosa - Fast Food

  • Season 13 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 8,709

Joe's least favorite movement ever is the health food movement. (1:07)

EVERYBODY'S GOT AN OPINION.

EVERYBODY'S GOT TO TELL YOUWHAT THEY THINK, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE THERE'S TOOMANY MOVEMENTS GOINGON RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

TOO MANY MOVEMENTS.

MY LEAST-FAVORITE MOVEMENT EVERIS THE HEALTH-FOOD MOVEMENT.

I CAN'T STAND IT.

EVERY 10 SECONDS,

SOME DOUCHE BAGHAS TO START TELLING ME

ABOUT SOME STUDY HE READOR SOME DOCUMENTARY HE SAW.

"OH, DUDE, DUDE, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU KNEW THIS, MAN,

"BUT IF YOU EAT FAST FOODTHREE TIMES A DAY FOR A MONTH,

YOU'LL GET SICK!"

YEAH, REALLY?THANK YOU.

I FIGURED THAT OUTWHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A DISCOVERYYOU JUST MADE.

I KNOW WHAT COMESWITH THE TERRITORY

WHEN I EAT FAST FOOD.

I ATE A BACON DOUBLECHEESEBURGER YESTERDAY.

10 SHORT MINUTESAFTER I FINISHED EATING IT,

I HAD SOMETHING BREWINGINSIDE OF ME

THAT THE RIM OF MY ASSWAS TRYING TO HOLD BACK

LIKE THE FRIGGING LEVEESIN NEW ORLEANS, OKAY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO EAT HEALTHY

'CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTSTO LOOK GOOD TILL THEY'RE 90.

LET IT GO.

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