Chelsea Handler - Penis Size

  • Season 11 , Ep 13
  • 03/08/2007
  • Views: 43,500

Penis size matters to Chelsea Handler. (0:54)

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS THAT PENIS SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.

AND SHE'S LIKE, CHELSEA, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF A GUY DOESN'T HAVE A CAR,

OR IF HE HAS A SMALL PENIS, HE CAN BE GOOD AT OTHER THINGS.

LIKE WHAT-- WHAT MATH?

FINDING GUYS WITH BIG PENISES? WHAT IS HE GOOD AT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE ON MYSPACE AND A GUY IS LIKE,

OH, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT.AND I'LL BE LIKE,

HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS, AND THEY'LL BE LIKE,

I'VE NEVER HAD ANY FORMAL COMPLAINTS.

AS IF WHEN WE ENCOUNTER A SMALL PENIS WE WAKE UP FIRST THING

IN THE MORNING AND LODGE A FORMAL GRIEVANCE WITH THE LAPD.

OKAY, IF YOU PULL YOURPANTS DOWN AND WE START

TEXT MESSAGING OUR FRIENDS, YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS, OKAY?

SIR, YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS. I CAN TELL BY YOUR SWEATER.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU KNOW WHO MYFAVORITE CELEBRITY IS?I JUST MET-- BY THE WAY,

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