I was visiting my family.
And I was going through aphoto album that my mom had.
-Uh, you should dosomething about that.
That's-- that's very bad.
And I was goingthrough a photo album.
I found a letter thatI wrote to Santa Claus
when I was a littlekid that my mom saved.
Did you ever writea letter to Santa
Claus when you were a kid?So it was kinda cute.
So it was kinda cute.I brought it with me.
I'll read it to you.
Dear Santa, I'm not writing thisletter to ask you for any toys.
I know you won't give meany because I'm a Jew.
Your apparent lack of compassiontowards the Jewish community
is only a reflectionof a racist policy
of nonrecognition towardsthe state of Israel.
Eh, I was a kid.
I didn't know any better.
I hope you getclipped by a DC-10,
and you crash inthe Andes Mountains,
and you have to eat yourown reindeer to survive,
you fat Nazi bastard.
Eh, the hell with Santa Claus.
If he's such a big shot, howcome he has to work at Macy's?
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