Juston McKinney - Christmas Gifts

  • Season 1 , Ep 12
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 9,451

Juston gets crap for Christmas every year. (1:02)

(Juston McKinney)I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW, I'MNOT A BIG FAN OF CHRISTMAS.

'CAUSE EVERY YEAR, I GOOUT AND BUY NICE GIFTS

FOR PEOPLE, SPENDTIME AND MONEY,

AND I GET CRAP IN RETURN.

EVERY YEAR--I GOT AN UNCLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT MY UNCLE GETSME EVERY YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS?

SCRATCH TICKETS.

THANKS FOR MAKING THEDECISION TO GAMBLE AWAY

MY CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ME.

THIS IS ME EVERYYEAR... OH, LET'S SEEWHAT I GET THIS YEAR.

NOTHING.

AHH, NOTHING... WHOO-HOO!

WHADDYA KNOW--STILL NOTHING.

THANKS FOR NOTHING, BUDDY.

FIVE YEARS IN AROW--APPRECIATE IT.

I'M SICK OF IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THISYEAR, TO GIVE HIM AN IDEA

THAT I'M NOTHAPPY WITH IT?

HE COMES UP TOME, HE'S LIKE...

"SO WHAT'D YOU GETME THIS YEAR?"

RIGHT, AND IT HADJUST SNOWED, LIKE AFOOT OF SNOW, RIGHT?

SO I GO, IT'S OUTIN THE DRIVEWAY.

IT'S UNDER THE SNOW.

AND I HANDEDHIM A SHOVEL.

AND HE SHOVELEDTHE WHOLE DRIVEWAY.

UNDERNEATH, I WROTE,"SORRY, TRY AGAIN."

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