College Movies

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 02/21/2012
  • Views: 108,966

Keegan and Jordan illustrate the differences between white college movies and black college movies. (1:43)

NOW KEEGAN AND IHAVE NOTICED

TO BE A HUGE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN WHITE COLLEGE MOVIESAND BLACK COLLEGE MOVIES.

- IT'S HUGE, YES.

IN--IN WHITECOLLEGE MOVIES--

WHITE COLLEGE MOVIES ARE ALWAYSONLY ABOUT HAVING FUN,

SMOKING WEED,AND STEALING MASCOTS.

- RIGHT, AND IT'S ALL ABOUT...[guitar-wail impression]

LET'S DRINK SOME BEEROFF OF SOME TITTIES!

- [guitar-wail impression]YEAH, LET'S GET AWAY

WITH DATE RAPE!both: [guitar-wail impression]

- AND IN BLACK COLLEGE MOVIES,THE--THE LEAD ALWAYS

SAYS THIS LINE,EVERY TIME:

- "I'M GONNA GOTO COLLEGE."

TOWARD THE BEGINNINGOF THE FILM, "I'M GONNA GO"--

AS IF SOMEONEJUST TOLD HIM,

"THERE'S NO WAY YOU'REGONNA GO TO COLLEGE, MAN."

- [laughing]- "I'M GONNA GO."

THAT'S THE PLOTOF THE FILM RIGHT THERE.

THAT THIS GUY'SGONNA GO TO COLLEGE.

- AND IN A WHITE COLLEGE MOVIE,IT--IT--IT--

UH, COLLEGEIS A GIVEN.

COLLEGE IS A BACKDROP.- OH, YEAH.

- IT'S ABOUT "HOW DO I GET OUT OF COLLEGE?"

- THAT'S RIGHT, "HOW DO I DOAS LITTLE WORK AS POSSIBLE?"

- "AW, MAN, I'M SICKOF THIS TRUST FUND,

AND MY DADBEING A LEGACY."

both: [guitar-wail impression]

- NO, BLACK COLLEGE MOVIES,ALWAYS THE SAME PLOT:

"I'M GONNA DEVELOPA CHALLENGING, RHYTHMICAL,

EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY"--- MM-HMM.

- "THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGETHE FACT THAT I'M GOING

TO STAY IN COLLEGE."- MM-HMM.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,BROTHER, 'CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY

GONNA TRY TO KICK YOUOUT OF COLLEGE.

IT'S A BLACK COLLEGE.IT'LL BE FINE.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND,WHEN IS GONNA BE THE DAY

THAT WE CAN HAVEA COLLEGE MOVIE FOR BLACK PEOPLE

WHERE WE GETTO ACT LIKE FOOLS?

- I'LL TELL YOU THISRIGHT NOW:

WHEN A BLACK MAN DRESSESLIKE A WOMAN

IN ORDER TO LIVEIN A SORORITY HOUSE,

WE WILL HAVE REACHED EQUALITY.- THAT'S RIGHT.

NO, ACTUALLY, THAT--NO, THAT MOVIE EXISTS.

BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 3STARRING SIR MARTIN LAWRENCE.

[laughing]

- WELL, THEN, WE HAVE REACHEDTHE MOUNTAINTOP.

- ALL RIGHT.

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