Josh Sneed - Slow Down

  • Season 11 , Ep 18
  • 03/29/2007
  • Views: 6,646

Cincinnati, OH has the best highway construction signs. (0:56)

[LAUGHTER]

I'M JOSH SNEED. I'M FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO.

- WHERE, AH-- YEAH, ALL THE WAY.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CINCINNATI'S COOL. I LIKE NEW YORK, THOUGH--

- A LITTLE HIGHWAY-- YEAH. - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

A LITTLE HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION GOING ON.

WE HAVE A LOT INCINCINNATI, TOO.

BUT WE HAVE THE BEST HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION SIGN EVER.

IT'S GOT LITTLE KIDS' HANDWRITING ON IT.

IT SAYS, "SLOW DOWN. MY DADDY WORKS HERE."

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHATEVER." YOU KNOW [CAR SPEEDS OFF].

"SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD; I'VE GOT STUFF TO DO."

AND OTHER STATES ARE ACTUALLY COPYING OFF OF US--

WEST VIRGINIA. THEY HAD A SIGN THAT SAID,

"SLOW DOWN. MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND WORKS HERE,"

WHICH I THOUGHTWAS KINDA WEIRD.

I JUST THINK THEWHOLE THING'S RIDICULOUS'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS

IF YOUR DAD WORKS HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION, YOU CAN'T WRITE.

- YOU KNOW, WHATEVER, BUT-- NO. - [LAUGHTER]

IT'S A GREAT TOWN. I TRAVEL EVERYWHERE.

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