Donald Glover - Our 9/11

  • Season 14 , Ep 9
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 147,122

When Mr. Brown farted in front of the class, no one thought that anything like that could ever happen. (2:46)

THAT'S ALL ABOUT IMAGINATIONAND STUFF LIKE THAT.

'CAUSE I'M A VERYIMAGINATIVE PERSON.

I GREW UP, LIKE,IN A FOSTER HOME.

MY PARENTS WERE FOSTER PARENTS,AND WE HAD A LOT OF FOSTER KIDS.

AND KIDS, LIKE, GO CRAZY.

IT'S ALL ABOUT IMAGINATIONAND STUFF LIKE THAT.

LIKE, THEY'RE VERY EMOTIONALBEINGS, YOU KNOW, KIDS.

YOU GUYS REMEMBERWHEN THE LIGHTS WOULD GO OUT

IN YOUR SCHOOL?

REMEMBER THAT?

LIKE IN THE THIRD GRADE, LIKE,WHEN THE LIGHTS WOULD GO OUT,

IT'D BE LIKE, "BOO,"AND KIDS BE LIKE, "AAH!"

[ SCREAMING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

KIDS JUST LOSE IT.

IT WASN'T EVEN DARK.IT WAS LIKE 2:00 P.M.

SUNLIGHT'S COMINGTHROUGH THE WINDOW.

KIDS ARE JUST LIKE...

[ SCREAMING ]

JUST LIKE LOSING THEIR MINDS!

AND THE SAME JUNK WOULD HAPPENWHEN THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL,

AND THE PRINCIPAL WOULD COME ONAND TELL YOU

THERE WAS GONNA BEA FIRE DRILL.

LIKE, "IN TWO MINUTES,THERE'S GONNA BE A FIRE DRILL."

IT'D BE LIKE, "UH-UH."

[ SCREAMING ]

[ IMITATING PUNCHES LANDING ]

CRAZINESS.

KIDS AREN'T THINKING.

MAN, WE HAD A TEACHER NAMEDMR. BROWN, RIGHT?

WE HAD A TEACHERNAMED MR. BROWN,

AND HE WAS WRITING SOMETHINGON THE BOARD ONCE.

HE WAS WRITING SOMETHINGON THE BOARD,

AND HE FARTED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHTKIDS HAD SEEN THE FACE OF GOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

KIDS WEREN'T EVEN LAUGHING.

THEY WERE JUST SITTING THERE.THEY'RE LIKE...

[ SCREAMING ]

THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, SCREAMING,JUST SCREAMING.

KIDS HAD TO GET CARTED OUT.

KIDS WERE SCREAMING AND CRYING.

LIKE, KIDSHAD TO GET CARTED OUT,

AND THEY WERE GOING TO,LIKE, THE NURSE'S OFFICE.

KIDS WERE CRYING IN THE HALLWAY.

IT WAS JUST LIKE,"OH, THIS IS OUR 9/11!"

AND IT WAS!

IT WAS THEIR 9/11,

'CAUSE THEY NEVER THOUGHTANYTHING LIKE THAT

COULD EVER HAPPEN.

KIDS WERE OUT IN THE HALLWAYSGIVING INTERVIEWS.

THEY WERE LIKE,"OH, MY GOD, I REMEMBER,

"BECAUSE I WAS TALKINGTO BERTRAM HARRIS,

"AND HE SAID IF MY HANDWAS BIGGER THAN MY FACE,

"THEN I HAD AIDS.

"SO I PUT MY HANDIN FRONT OF MY FACE.

"AND THEN HE SLAMMED IT.

"IT WAS A VERY FUNNY JOKE.

"BUT THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

"WE HEARD THIS SOUNDFROM THE FRONT OF THE ROOM.

"AND IT WAS MR. BROWN.

"AND THEN JOHNNY SEAWRIGHTSTOOD UP AND SAID,

'MR. BROWN BROWNED HIS PANTS!'"

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"AND THAT WAS EVEN FUNNIER!

"MY HEART GOES OUTTO THE PARENTS OF THE CHILDREN

"WHO SMELLED THE FART.

"BECAUSE THAT'S EVEN FUNNIERTHAN HEARING IT.

IS THERE A GOD?"

YOU KNOW?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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