Rapid Refresh - #JustinTo47Million

  • Season 1 , Ep 0110
  • 11/05/2013
  • Views: 1,059

Rhys Darby, Michael Che and Iliza Shlesinger guess what a Belieber tweeted about Katy Perry's dominance on Twitter. (3:56)

>> IT'S RAPID REFRESH

FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN WITHTHE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

LET US BEGIN.

MOVE OVER, JUSTIN BIEBER!

KATY PERRY IS THE NEW BETWEEN OFQUITTER.

WITH OVER 46 MILLION FOLLOWERS,SHE OFFICIALLY PASSED JUSTIN

BIEBER AS THE MOST FOLLOWEDPERSON ON TWITTER YESTERDAY.

YOU PROBABLY FELT A DISRUPTIONIN THE MATRIX.

THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR JUSTINBEANER THAT HE'S NO LONGER AT

THE TOP OF THE TWITTER PILE?

>> I THINK HE CAN FIND -- MAYBEHE CAN GO TO GRINDER AND GET NEW

FANS.

>> I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME.

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HER FOR AWEEK AND A HALF.

VERY EXCITING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED

SO FAR?

>> WELL, SOME OF THE FRUIT SHEBUYS, VERY HIGHLY POLISHED AND

SHE'S GOT DAINTY FEET.

A LOT OF REAL EXCITEMENT.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: BELIEBERS AREN'T THE

ONLY ONES THAT ARE MADMENT.

THEY'VE STARTED THE HASHTAGJUSTICE TO IN47 MILLION.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A REALJUSTINO 47 MILLION TWEET.

IS IT.

A)BUSTED OUT MY KATY PERRY VOODOO

DOLL, HOPE YOU LIKE NEEDLES INYOUR ANUS!

WELL, SHE WAS MARRIED TO RUSSELLBRAND.

B.)IF YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING JUSTIN,

YOU NEED JESUS.

(LAUGHTER)C.)

JUSTIN NEEDS OUR HELP MORE THANTHOSE KIDS IN AFRICA NEED FOOD.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)THAT IS THE APPROPRIATE

RESPONSE.

YES, ILIZA?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH "B"BECAUSE KATY PERRY'S FAMILY ARE

SUPERRELIGIOUS AND MOST OFAMERICANS ARE SUPERRELIGIOUS.

THAT'S NOT A JOKE, MORE OF ASTATEMENT ON OUR SOCIOPOLITICAL

PLATFORM.

>> Chris: I WANT TO TELL YOUYOUR STATEMENT IS CORRECT.

THAT IS THE REAL JUSTIN TO 47MILLION TWEET.

(APPLAUSE)ALLISON GOLD, THE 13-YEAR-OLD

SINGER THAT RIPPED OUR BRAINSFROM OUR HEADS WITH "CHINESE

FOOD" AS A NEW VIDEO OUT CALLED"ABCDEFG" WHICH IS ODDLY NOT

ANYTHING ABOUT THE ALPHABET.

IT'S BASICALLY ONE GIANT AMBERALERT.

THE CREEPY ADULT PRODUCERWATCHES ALLISON FROM OUTSIDE HER

WINDOW, LURES HER VIN INTO A VANAND ROOFIES HER AND A BUNCH OF

HER UNDERAGE FRIENDS AT A CLUB.

THEN GUY TURNS THE KIDS INTOPUPPETS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ILLEGAL

TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN PUPPETS.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)COMEDIANS, I SAY TO YOU, WHAT

THE (BLEEP)?

(LAUGHTER)I THINK THIS THIS GUY SHOULD

CHANGE HIS RAP NAME TO RED FLAGBECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT HE'S

DONE SO FAR IS LIKE -- SEEMS TONOT BE OKAY.

>> I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE LETPEOPLE FROM "TO CATCH A PREDATOR

JOIN THE DIRECTOR'S GUILD.

>> WHATEVER SHE'S DOING IT'SWORKING.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HER.

>> Chr: DAMN IT!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> I DON'T SEE WHAT'S THE BIGDEAL.

I THINK MICHAEL STRAHAN ANDKELLY RIPA'S RELATIONSHIP SEEMS

PRETTY SOLID.

(LAUGHTER)>> Chris: WELL, THE VIDEO IS, OF

COURSE, QUICKLY AMASSING VIEWSAND COMMENTS AND I THINK MORE

DOWN VOTES THAN UP VOTES BECAUSEOF THE NATURE OF IT, COMEDIANS,

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WAS THEMOST UP-VOTED YOUTUBE COMMENT ON

THE VIDEO TODAY.

THESE ALL REAL COMMENTS.

ONE WAS THE MOST UP VOTED.

1)FY NEED A PHILOSOPHER TO E-PLAIN

THIS SONG TO ME.

EVERYONE WHO XHONTS ON YOUTUBEIS LUCID AND ARTICULATE.

IS IT 2)FAT USHER IS GENIUS.

ALL HAIL FAT USHER!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)C.)

CHRIS HANSON, HELP US.

>> I'LL GO WITH "C" CHRIS HANSONHELP US.

>>.

>> Chris: NO, IT WAS ACTUALLYFAT USHER.

>> GODDAMNIT.

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