Rapid Refresh - #JustinTo47Million

  • Season 1 , Ep 0110
  • 11/05/2013
  • Views: 1,138

Rhys Darby, Michael Che and Iliza Shlesinger guess what a Belieber tweeted about Katy Perry's dominance on Twitter. (3:52)

>> Chris: RIPPED FROM TODAY'S

INTERNET HEADLINES IT'S RAPID

REFRESH.

FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN WITH

THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

LET US BEGIN.

MOVE OVER, JUSTIN BIEBER!

KATY PERRY IS THE NEW BETWEEN OF

QUITTER.

WITH OVER 46 MILLION FOLLOWERS,

SHE OFFICIALLY PASSED JUSTIN

BIEBER AS THE MOST FOLLOWED

PERSON ON TWITTER YESTERDAY.

YOU PROBABLY FELT A DISRUPTION

IN THE MATRIX.

THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR JUSTIN

BEANER THAT HE'S NO LONGER AT

THE TOP OF THE TWITTER PILE?

>> I THINK HE CAN FIND -- MAYBE

HE CAN GO TO GRINDER AND GET NEW

FANS.

>> I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME.

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HER FOR A

WEEK AND A HALF.

VERY EXCITING.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED

SO FAR?

>> WELL, SOME OF THE FRUIT SHE

BUYS, VERY HIGHLY POLISHED AND

SHE'S GOT DAINTY FEET.

A LOT OF REAL EXCITEMENT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: BELIEBERS AREN'T THE

ONLY ONES THAT ARE MADMENT.

THEY'VE STARTED THE HASHTAG

JUSTICE TO IN47 MILLION.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS A REAL

JUSTINO 47 MILLION TWEET.

IS IT.

A)

BUSTED OUT MY KATY PERRY VOODOO

DOLL, HOPE YOU LIKE NEEDLES IN

YOUR ANUS!

WELL, SHE WAS MARRIED TO RUSSELL

BRAND.

B.)

IF YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING JUSTIN,

YOU NEED JESUS.

(LAUGHTER)

C.)

JUSTIN NEEDS OUR HELP MORE THAN

THOSE KIDS IN AFRICA NEED FOOD.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

THAT IS THE APPROPRIATE

RESPONSE.

YES, ILIZA?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH "B"

BECAUSE KATY PERRY'S FAMILY ARE

SUPERRELIGIOUS AND MOST OF

AMERICANS ARE SUPERRELIGIOUS.

THAT'S NOT A JOKE, MORE OF A

STATEMENT ON OUR SOCIOPOLITICAL

PLATFORM.

>> Chris: I WANT TO TELL YOU

YOUR STATEMENT IS CORRECT.

THAT IS THE REAL JUSTIN TO 47

MILLION TWEET.

(APPLAUSE)

ALLISON GOLD, THE 13-YEAR-OLD

SINGER THAT RIPPED OUR BRAINS

FROM OUR HEADS WITH "CHINESE

FOOD" AS A NEW VIDEO OUT CALLED

"ABCDEFG" WHICH IS ODDLY NOT

ANYTHING ABOUT THE ALPHABET.

IT'S BASICALLY ONE GIANT AMBER

ALERT.

THE CREEPY ADULT PRODUCER

WATCHES ALLISON FROM OUTSIDE HER

WINDOW, LURES HER VIN INTO A VAN

AND ROOFIES HER AND A BUNCH OF

HER UNDERAGE FRIENDS AT A CLUB.

THEN GUY TURNS THE KIDS INTO

PUPPETS BECAUSE IT'S NOT ILLEGAL

TO PUT YOUR HANDS IN PUPPETS.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

COMEDIANS, I SAY TO YOU, WHAT

THE (BLEEP)?

(LAUGHTER)

I THINK THIS THIS GUY SHOULD

CHANGE HIS RAP NAME TO RED FLAG

BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT HE'S

DONE SO FAR IS LIKE -- SEEMS TO

NOT BE OKAY.

>> I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE LET

PEOPLE FROM "TO CATCH A PREDATOR

JOIN THE DIRECTOR'S GUILD.

>> WHATEVER SHE'S DOING IT'S

WORKING.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HER.

>> Chr: DAMN IT!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> I DON'T SEE WHAT'S THE BIG

DEAL.

I THINK MICHAEL STRAHAN AND

KELLY RIPA'S RELATIONSHIP SEEMS

PRETTY SOLID.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WELL, THE VIDEO IS, OF

COURSE, QUICKLY AMASSING VIEWS

AND COMMENTS AND I THINK MORE

DOWN VOTES THAN UP VOTES BECAUSE

OF THE NATURE OF IT, COMEDIANS,

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WAS THE

MOST UP-VOTED YOUTUBE COMMENT ON

THE VIDEO TODAY.

THESE ALL REAL COMMENTS.

ONE WAS THE MOST UP VOTED.

1)

FY NEED A PHILOSOPHER TO E-PLAIN

THIS SONG TO ME.

EVERYONE WHO XHONTS ON YOUTUBE

IS LUCID AND ARTICULATE.

IS IT 2)

FAT USHER IS GENIUS.

ALL HAIL FAT USHER!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

C.)

CHRIS HANSON, HELP US.

>> I'LL GO WITH "C" CHRIS HANSON

HELP US.

>>.

>> Chris: NO, IT WAS ACTUALLY

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