Anthony Jeselnik - Peanut Allergy

Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula Season 1, Ep 1 01/13/2013 Views: 21,515

Anthony Jeselnik's little brother has peanut allergy, and their parents are taking it way too seriously. (1:18)

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A peanut allergy,which is very serious, I know.

But, still,I feel like my parents

are totally overreacting.

They caught me eating a tinylittle bag of airline peanuts,

and they kicked meout of his funeral.

[ Laughter ]

I feel like some of you guys

might be too niceto laugh at some of these jokes.

And that's okay.

Not everybody hasa great sense of humor.

[ Laughter ]

You guys would probably lovemy little nephew.

He's like six years old.So cute.

I talk to him every dayon the phone.

He's unbelievable.

He's got, like,the greatest imagination ever.

He's either gonna bean incredible artist someday

or he really did get molested.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]