Over the years,I've had different guys
that I've datedsaying this thing to me
that I guess issupposed to be nice,
but it's not nice--Where, maybe I don't know
if any ofthe ladies here
have ever hearda guy say this,
but guys have said tome, "You know, Jessi,
"part of what makesyou so pretty
"is you have no ideahow pretty you are."
And then they'rejust like, "Enjoy."
And I'm like,"That is not nice.
You know, thatis like, at best,
that's like abackhanded compliment
and at worst, that's justlike a forehanded insult.
Because I know that what thatsentence really means is,
"Part of what makesyou so pretty
"is that yourself-esteem is so low,
"it's easier for meto [deleted] you."
That's whatthat means.
Don't say it.
That's exactlywhat that means.
I, um... I think.
I, uh, so, I-Iobviously,
I have-I have brown hairand I wear these glasses
and I usually havemy hair up in a bun,
so the other thing guyshave often said to me is,
uh, they'll be like,
"You're like a... you'relike a sexy librarian.
"You're like a sexylibrarian type.
"You're a sexylibrarian."
And I'm like, "Hmm, I'vealways thought of myself
"of more of abookish whore."
Sort of, you know, lessof a nerd, more of a slut!
I dated a guy oncewho was very into--
When we werein bed--
This is gettingpersonal, you guys.
Now, it'sgetting personal.
When we were in bed,he would do this thing
where he would try tolike, spank me sometimes.
Has anyone ever--still just me?
Um, he wouldtry to spank me.
And it was, you know,it just made me laugh.
It was supposed to be sexy,but it's just so ridiculous.
You know, like,I don't know when
it came to beconsidered erotic
to treat the person thatyou're having sex with like,
they're theworst person!
You knowwhat I mean?
Like, "You're terrible."