That's Been Done

Season 2 , Ep 15 12/04/08 Views: 26,558

Sarah sings a song of writers' block as she struggles to come up with new slang. (3:36)

WITH MY TIME HERE ON EARTH.

YOU KNOW, THINK ABOUTTHE LIVES I CAN TOUCH

BY INVENTING A GREAT WORD.

HAVE YOU THOUGHTABOUT WHAT KIND OF WORD

YOU'D LIKETO COME UP WITH?

NOT REALLY.

I MEAN, EVERY TIMEI COME UP WITH SOMETHING

THERE'S ALREADY A WORD.

[sighs]THEY DO HAVE TONS OF WORDS NOW.

[gasps]

HOW ABOUT A WORD FORTHE FEELING THAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU'VE BEENSKIING ALL DAY

AND YOU TAKE YOUR BOOTS OFF?

YOU MEAN, "AHH"?

THAT'S BEEN DONE.

OH, LIKE, WHEN YOU FALL SO SUDDENLY

THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TIMETO PUT YOUR HANDS OUT

IN FRONT OF YOU.

LAURA, "FACEPLANT",THAT'S BEEN DONE.

UGH.

AHH--UH.[shivers]

NO.NO, WHAT, WHAT?

WELL, IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST--

SOMETIMES WHEN OLDER,MORE HEAVY SET

WOMEN COME INTO THE HOSPITAL I JUST--

I WISH THERE WAS A WORDTO DESCRIBE THEIR...

VAGINAS.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?"FLAPPITY".

THAT'S BEEN DONE, LAURA.

EVERYTHING'S BEEN DONE.

[new wave music]

♪ WHY LIVE?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY DIE?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY LAUGH?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY TALK? THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY EAT PEPPERMINT?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

[soft pop music]

♪ EVERY TIME I THINKOF THINGS THAT HAPPENED ♪

♪ DONE OR NOT DONE

♪ IT MAKES ME FEEL DISCOURAGED

♪ AND I WONDER

[new wave music]

♪ WHY THINK?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY SMELL EGGS?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY BREATHE?THAT'S BEEN DONE ♪

♪ WHY

♪ SING? ♪

SARAH, WHY AREYOU BEING SO--

SO WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW,JUST YOUR ATTITUDE.

IT'S, LIKE, IT'S NOT LAME

BUT JUST SO--

COOL.

PSYCHE!

T-M-I.

DUDE!

FACE!

THESE ARE WORDS WE ALL SAY

EVERY SINGLE DAY.

SQUEAK A HENRY.

TALK TO THE HAND.

CHILLAX.

OZAY.

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OZAY?

HMM, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE

I JUST MADE IT UP.

CONGRATULATIONS, EVERYBODY.

YOU ARE WITNESS TO HISTORYIN THE MAKING TODAY

BECAUSE OZAY IS GONNABE THE GREATEST THING

SINCE SAYING "THE GREATESTTHING SINCE SLICED BREAD."

"SHE SAID THAT TO YOU?

"OZAY!

"HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?

"OZAY.

"THE WAITRESS FORGOTTO BRING YOUR BACON?

OZAY!"

THANK YOU.

[chuckling]

I HAVE A NEW WORD TOO.

DOT-NOSE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

OH, YOU KNOW.

IT'S WHEN SOMETHING'SSUPER OBVIOUS

IT'S JUST DOT-NOSE.

(Laura) I DON'T UNDER--

OH, OH, LIKE,WHEN SOMETHING'S WRITTEN

ALL OVER YOUR FACE IT'S A TOTAL DOT-NOSE SITUATION?

(Brian) YEAH.

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THINGI'VE EVER HEARD.

CAREFUL, STEVE,YOU'RE BEIN' A REAL DOT-NOSE.

[chuckling]"DOT-NOSE", GOOD WORD, BRIAN.

[laughing]

OZAY.

ANYWAY, I GUESS I BETTERGET THE WORD OUT.

OH.

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