Brian Posehn - New York City

  • Season 6 , Ep 8
  • 06/09/2002
  • Views: 3,846

Brian Posehn likes watching the homeless fight ghosts. (2:23)

WHAT IS UP, NEW YORK?

THIS IS AWESOME.

YEAH.

MAN, I LOVE BEING HERE,

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CITY.

IT'S THE BEST.

I WAS JUST AT TIME SQUARE,

YOU KNOW, RIGHT AROUND THE

CORNER HERE AND WENT TO MTV

WHERE THEY SHOOT THAT SHOW

TOTAL REQUEST LIVE.

YOU EVER SEE IT?

WHERE THEY'LL INTERRUPT A VIDEO,

SHOW A BUNCH A JACK ASS KIDS

STANDING OUT ON THE STREET.

(LAUGHTER)

THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME

WATCHING BRITENY SPEARS,

THEY CUT TO A BUNCH OF KIDS

AND SOME LITTLE GIRL'S LIKE,

"I'M TWELVE AND MY NAME'S CINDY

AND I'M FROM KANSAS AND ONE DAY

I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BRITENY.

WEEEEW!"

(LAUGHTER)

THING ABOUT IT THOUGH,

THEY NEVER SHOW THE TRUE BRITENY

SPEARS FANS.

YOU KNOW, GUYS MY AGE.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YOU'D NEVER SEE ME OUT THERE

GOING "I'M BRIAN AND I'M FROM

L.A. AND I'M THIRTY-FIVE AND I

JUST WANT TO SAY BRITENY SPEARS

SHOULD OPEN UP A BONER FACTORY

'CAUSE SHE MAKES HARD-ONS

ALL DAY, WHEEEW, WHEEEW!"

(APPLAUSE)

"HER MUSIC SUCKS BUT SHE IS

SUPER HOT, WHEEEW!"

AND HER VIDEOS COME ON, I TURN

THE VOLUME OFF AND PUT ON

A LITTLE SYSTEM OF THE DOWN

AND WORK IT!

WHEEEW!

(APPLAUSE)

WHY YOU TURNING THE CAMERAS OFF

CARSON DALEY?

I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT BRITENY.

I'M A FAN.

SERIOUSLY I DO LOVE NEW YORK.

I LOVE ALL THE CRAZY STREET

PEOPLE YOU CAN SEE HERE.

THE FREE ENTERTAINMENT,

YOU KNOW.

I LIKE ANY BIG CITY.

I LIKE ANY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN

SEE A GUY WITH PANTS FULL OF POO

FIGHTING A GHOST.

(LAUGHTER)

RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR HOTEL ROOM.

"COME ON, MR. LINCOLN, COME ON."

YOU MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT.

COME ON."

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW WHENEVER YOU SEE

CRAZY PEOPLE TALKING TO

THEMSELVES ON THE STREET,

A LOT OF TIMES THEY WOULDN'T

LOOK QUITE SO NUTS IF THEY HAD

SOMEBODY ELSE WITH THEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SEE THE GUY WALKING DOWN

THE STREET GOING "THE CHICKEN

DOESN'T GO WOOF THE CHICKEN GOES

BAK-BAK, A DOG GOES WOOF."

HE'D LOOK COMPLETELY IN CONTROL

IF HE HAD A KID RIGHT THERE.

(LAUGHTER)

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