Bodybuilding Competition

  • Season 1 , Ep 9
  • 06/01/2011
  • Views: 94,440

The guys help Adam by performing their wizard rap at his bodybuilding competition. (2:26)

WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS.

WELL, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

UH, ADAM "THE SNAKE"ROBERTS DEMAP!

- UNH!

- ALL RIGHT.- HERE WE GO.

[mid-tempo music playing]

- RAHR!

MM! MM!

MM! MM!MM! MM!

[imitating machine gun fire]

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I STAND CORRECTED.

THE GUY IS A SHOWMAN.

- HIS BODY IS LOOKIN' TIGHT.

- ROOH!

[laughter]

- OKAY, THAT'S...NOT GOOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

I'M YOKED!

- DON'T LAUGH AT MY FRIEND.

OKAY?ONLY I LAUGH AT MY FRIEND.

HE'S GOT, LIKE, TEN TIMESMORE OF THE BRAVERY THAN YOU.

I DON'T--I DON'T SEE YOUWITH YOUR SHIRT OFF.

YOU PROBABLY GOTBIG, DARK NIPPLES!

ADAM, YOU KEEP DOINGWHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUD.

NO, NO, NO.THEY'RE LAUGHING OUT OF RESPECT.

IT'S A RESPECT LAUGH!

HOWIE MANDELGETS THEM ALL THE TIME!

- HEY, BIG GUY.

QUIT YOUR CRYIN'.

- WE'RE HERETO MAKE IT BETTER.

YOU'RE GOING BACK OUT THERE.

- [crying] I'M SO SORRYI BAILED ON YOU GUYS.

[whispering] BUT I CAN'TGO BACK OUT THERE.

THEY HATE ME.- IT'S OKAY, MAN.

- YOU GOTTA GOBACK OUT THERE, THOUGH.

WITH US.

- ♪ I'M A WIZARD, BITCH

♪ YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME

♪ 'CAUSE I'M PREDATOR TOO

♪ LIKE DANNY GLOVERON THE G.T. ♪

♪ AND WHEN I RAP, SON

♪ I CAST SPELLS

♪ AND WHEN I'M BANGIN'YO' WENCH ♪

♪ I MAKE IT RAIN LIKE HELLS

- ♪ YOU KNOW WHO IT BE

♪ IT'S THAT CRAZY-ASS MAGE

♪ WALKIN' OUTTHE GOBLIN FORTRESS ♪

♪ WITH MY LOADED 12-GUAGE

♪ I BE FLYIN' ON A DRAGON

♪ YOU BE RIDIN' IN A RENTAL

♪ WHILE YOU DANCEUP IN THE CLUB ♪

♪ I SUMMONBLIZZARD ELEMENTAL ♪

- ♪ STRAIGHT OUT OF MORDORFOR MORE ♪

♪ WIZARDS COME TO YOUR DOOR

♪ DON'T STEP TO US

♪ 'CAUSE WE THE NUMBER ONESORCERERS ♪

♪ [singing indistinctly

♪ NOW WE COASTIN'

- ♪ YEAH

WHOO!- WHOO!

- WHOO!- THANK YOU!

- THANK YOU!THANK YOU!

- THANKS.I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GUYS.

- WHOO HOO!

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