PubLIZity - Liz's Wedding Pt. 1

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 03/06/2013
  • Views: 37,522

NFL cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha proposes to Liz G. (2:10)

- WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIESTFOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE NFL?

- OH, MY GOD.NNAMDI ASOMUGHA,

ALL-PRO CORNERBACKFOR THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SO HAPPY.

[Mendelssohn's Wedding March]

- I'M LIZ.

- AND I'M LIZ.

- OUR PR FIRMIS CALLED PUBLIZITY.

- IT'S BASED OFF OUR NAMES.

- AS WITH ALLMY EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS,

IT IS EXTREMELY URGENT.

I NEED IT AT SONY BY 2:00.THAT'S DOS O'CLOCK.

THANK YOU, GRACIAS.

- ♪ FREE YOUR BODY

YEAH, WHAT'S UP, LIZ?- HEY, LIZ.

- [slurps][ding]

- LIZ.

[soprano opera aria]

WHAT IS THAT?LIKE, FOR REAL?

- OH, WHAT?THIS ICED COFFEE?

OH, MY GOD, THIS.ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS?

- [chokes]- OH, MY GOD,

THIS IS MY ENGAGEMENT RINGTO BE MARRIED.

- WHA?- WHA?

OBVI IT'S NOT A RACE,BUT IT IS A CONTEST.

AND, LIKE, I WON.

YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHO HE IS,'CAUSE HE'S, LIKE,

A VERY FAMOUSPROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

HIS NAMEIS NNAMDI ASOMUGHA.

[Monday Night Football theme]

- UH, THIS DOES NOT PASSTHE SMELL TEST.

LIKE, IT STINKS.LIKE, IT'S FISHY. LIKE--

IS HE, LIKE, RICH,OR, LIKE, WHATEVER?

- THE KIND OF RICHWHERE, LIKE, I'LL NEVER HAVE

TO WORRY, EVER,ABOUT ANYTHING, EVER AGAIN.

- UH-HUH.WOW, LIKE, THAT'S AMAZING.

- YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING.- [clears throat harshly]

I'M JUST, LIKE,SO HAPPY FOR YOU,

BECAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE,[bleep] YEARS OLD

AND, LIKE, SOMEHOWTHIS HAS WORKED OUT.

- I'M JUST, LIKE,SO HAPPY FOR MYSELF

AND, LIKE,SO WORRIED FOR YOU

BECAUSE, LIKE, OBVIOUSLY,YOU'RE, LIKE, [bleep] YEARS OLD

AND, LIKE, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY,LIKE, SPENT YOUR TIME

PARTYING AND STUFF LIKE THAT.- THANK YOU.

- AND IT'S STARTINGTO TAKE ITS TOLL

ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR BODY.

- WELL,I LOVE TO HAVE FUN.

- AND, LIKE, THE BOYFRIENDSTHAT YOU HAVE HAD...

- SURE.- WERE, LIKE, REALLY BAD FOR YOU

AND, LIKE, COME OVERAND [bleep] ON YOUR STOMACH.

- WELL, I LOVE TO HAVE FUN.- YEAH, NO, TOTALLY.

- TOTALLY.- ABSOLUTELY.

BUT, LIKE,WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU,

LIKE, WORKS FOR YOU,AND THAT'S AMAZING.

[slurps]

- THANK YOU.- THANK YOU.

LATER, ON PUBLIZITY...

- WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

ALL OF NNAMDI'S FRIENDSARE COMPLAINING

THAT THE CHAIRSARE TOO SMALL.

[lion roars]

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