Today we're going to be talkingabout reproduction
and its consequences.
In order for you to know whatit's like to take care of a tenpound baby
each of you will be takingcare of
a ten pound baby.
First up: Jerri Blank!
Jerri: But I've had plenty ofbabies!
Just none I've carried tofull term.
Come get the baby, Jerri.
Ugh, I don't understandthe point of this.
The point, Jerri, is for youto learn a valuable lesson.
Well if I told you the lessonyou wouldn't be learning it
I'd be teaching it.
Alright, moving right along:P - O - V - E - R - T - Y,poverty.
Jerri, where's it going tosleep?
Yeah, what are you going to feedit?
Jerri: Feed it?
How much is it worth?
Jerri: Seventy G's on the blackmarket, twice that if the eyesstay blue.
Onyx: So, look who's a singlemother.
I think it's wonderful thatCoach Wolf is giving awayinfants
to you people.
Rub some vitamin E into itsskull; helps close fontanel.
Jerri: That's good to know.
You can learn more at thelibrary.
Jerri: I'll go there now.