Hannibal Buress - Living Together

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/22/2010
  • Views: 19,439

Hannibal Buress came home late because he was having a high stakes dice game with Scott Baio. (1:33)

SOMETIMES SHE'LL WALKAROUND OUR PLACE MAD.

I WON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S MAD,JUST WALKING AROUND MAD.

I DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES,SO I'LL JUST TRIP HER.

(laughter)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS MADABOUT BEFORE,

BUT I DEFINITELY KNOW SHE WASMAD THAT I JUST TRIPPED HER.

SO MAYBE NOW SHE'LL OPEN UPWHILE SHE'S ICING HER KNEE.

(laughter)

HOW MANY TIMESCAN YOU TRIP YOUR GIRL

BEFORE IT BECOMESDOMESTIC VIOLENCE?

(laughter)

YOU GOT TO MAKE SUREIT'S A CLEAR SPACE

NO TABLES AROUND,YOU DON'T WANT...

ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN.

SOMETIMES I COME HOME LATE,LIKE, 3:00 A.M.

AND SHE GETS MAD,AND I'M LIKE,

"YOU KNOW I WANTED TO BE OUTTILL 3:00.

"I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING BAD.

"I WAS JUST HANGING OUTTILL 3:00,

"LIKE, YOU REALIZE,I COULD, LIKE, MURDER SOMEBODY

AND STILL MAKE IT HOMEAT 7:00."

(laughter)

SO I JUST STARTED MAKING UPSTUFF FOR WHERE I WAS.

"WHERE WERE YOU?YOU CAME HOME..."

"I WAS HAVING A HIGH-STAKESDICE GAME WITH SCOTT BAIO."

(laughter)

"THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING.

I HIT HIM FOR 5 Gs.HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP!"

(laughter)

HE'S GOT A PROBLEM."

"WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO

IF I STAYED OUT TILL 3:00IN THE MORNING?"

"WELL, I'D PLAY VIDEO GAMESAND CELEBRATE YOUR ABSENCE."

(laughter)

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