Um, admittedly, I haven't beenonstage in... kind of a while,
so I hope I remember (laughs)how to do this, but...
It's that one.
I've not been havinga good week.
This is, uh, not a good week.
I got arrested this weekfor the first time in my life.
I had a totally cleancriminal record,
and then I got arrested
for riding my bikewithout a helmet.
Into a bank with a gun,and I guess they don't...
They don't like that.
Another thingthat happened to me this week,
I, uh... I had a totalbrain shart the other day.
You know those?
That's where you think thatyou're gonna have a brain fart,
but then... you have a stroke,and it's, uh...
Yeah, it's not good.
And now...now I'm having trouble
paying my hospital bills.
And I'm reallystarting to regret
buying that hospital, you know?
I didn't need it.I didn't need it.
I also found this out this week.
I found out that snakescan come out of the toilet.
Yeah. Deal with that.
So, now I have a brand-new fear
that I never even knewI had before.
I'll just be sittingon the toilet,
and then a snake will come out,
and turn into a bunch of womenand laugh at my penis.
And they just...
I don't want that.
(quietly):I don't want that.