Phil Hanley recalls having high hopes for his first live-in girlfriend and tries to justify letting someone else use his toothbrush. (2:38)
phil hanley, john oliver's new york stand-up show, men/women, sex, dating, breaking up, parents, marriage, money, dental, one-liners
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