Wiegel:GOOD MORNING,MR. MARMELLA.

IT IS A GOOD MORNING.IT'S A--[SPUTTERS]

AHEM. MR. MARMELLA,WE'RE HERE TO PUT

THE SEX OFFENDERSIGN

IN YOUR FRONT YARD.I'M SORRY.

THE HESSIMA WHO?WHAT IS--

UH,THE SEX OFFENDERSIGN.

YES, THAT'S ME.

SINCE--REMEMBER,YOU'RE UNDERHOUSE ARREST.

AND YOU'REA SEX OFFENDER.

HOW CAN I FORGET?YEAH.

WE NEED TO, UM,

PUT THIS SIGN INYOUR FRONT YARDTO, UH--

SO, YEAH,WHY DON'T YOU COMEHELP US PICK OUT A SPOT?

"MEGAN'S LAW. DANGER."

YEAH.WELL, THAT'S SILLY.

I'M NOT A--

WHAT IS--WHAT ARE THESEYOU'RE WEARING?

UH, THEY'REKEVLAR VESTS.UP HERE.

SO, LIKE,IF A BULLET JUST CAME--

[BUZZES]

AND JUST--DON'T.

I'M HOLDINGA MALLET, STEVE.

OK, I'LL JUST BEOVER HERE.

Kimball:AND SHE'LL USE IT.

YEAH.

YOU WANNA--YOU WANNA DO THE--

YEAH.

OH! OH! LADIESGETTING PHYSICAL.

ALL RIGHT.THAT'S...

OH! YES!

PLEASE DON'TMAKE THAT SOUND

EVERY TIMEI HIT THE THING.

MMM!

JUST GO AHEADAND BANG THAT THING.

OK.MMM! TWO WOMEN BANGING!

AGAIN, PLEASEDON'T--WITH THE SOUNDS.

'CAUSE IT SOUNDS SEXUAL.

SORRY. SORRY.

UNH! MMM! MMM!

HARDER! HARDER!HARDER!

AHH!

OK, GIVE ITA GOOD SLAM.

I DON'T WANT YOUTO GET MY FINGERS.

YES. YES. YES.

AUDEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

WHAT AM I--I'M JUST MAKING SURE

SHE HITSTHE GOSH-DARNED THINGRIGHT IN THE--

YOU'RE LOOKINGAT HER BOOBIES!

OH, [BLEEP].

HEY, YOU KNOW,I'M SORRY.

I WON'T HELPTHE POLICE ANYMORE.

"MEGAN'S LAW.SEX OFFENDER.

"DANGEROUS."

DANGEROUS MAN!

[LAUGHING]HERE.

SO, WATCH OUT YOU!

WATCH OUT,EVERYBODY.

ALL RIGHT.YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK MAYBEYOU SHOULD GO ON BACKIN YOUR HOUSE NOW

'CAUSE THE--YEAH.

YOU'VE GOT YOURUNDERPANTS ON AND IT'S--

MR. MARMELLA,BACK IN YOUR HOUSE.

NO, I--I LIVEACROSS THE STREET.

SO, GOOD DAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS NEIGHBORHOODIS FILLED WITH SEXOFFENDERS.

I MEAN, THERE'SA VERY GOOD CHANCE--

THAT WHOEVERLIVES HERE IS--

THAT SOMEBODY HEREHAS DONE SOMETHING.