Johnny Sanchez - Rap

  • Season 3 , Ep 13
  • 08/31/2000
  • Views: 4,808

Can I get a 'whoop whoop'? (2:44)

NOWADAYS, TOO, MAN--

I'M AMAZED AT THE TRANSITIONTHAT'S HAPPENED IN THE COUNTRY

RIGHT NOW WITH THE WHOLERAP SCENE AND THE HIP-HOP.

I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY MUCHCOVERED THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

EVERYBODY--ALL KIDS--

YOU CAN'T TELL ANY IDENTITYOF ANY KIDS.

I'VE GOT MY NEPHEWS, MAN.

THEY'RE MEXICAN;THEY'RE PORTUGUESE.

THEY'RE WALKING AROUND,"YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH, UNCLE JOHNNY. YEAH."

AND IT'S JUST AMAZING TO ME,BECAUSE THE WHOLE RAP THING HAS,

LIKE, FASCINATED MEBECAUSE BROTHERS--YOU KNOW,

THE COOL THINGABOUT BLACK GUYS IS,

THEY CAN SAYWHATEVER THEY WANT,

AND NO ONE EVERREALLY QUESTIONS WHAT THEY SAY

EVEN THOUGH THEY COME UPWITH SOMETHING--

IF IT'S RIDICULOUS,LIKE, YOU GUYS--

YOU SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE,

JUST OFF THE CUFF,JUST SAYING "HI."

THEY'LL GIVE YOU REPLIESTHAT REALLY AREN'T RIGHT,

BUT NOBODY EVER SAYS ANYTHING,RIGHT?

YOU EVER NOTICE THAT?

"HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOING?"

"RIGHT. RIGHT.R-R-R-R-RIGHT."

[laughter]

THAT'S THE ANSWER;WE ACCEPT IT.

"GOT YA. OKAY."

"RIGHT. RIGHT.R-R-R-R-RIGHT."

THEY CAN WALK AROUND--THAT'S JUST SO COOL.

I'M SO FASCINATED BY THIS--

THAT THE BROTHERSCAN WALK AROUND

AND SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT,AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING.

THEY REALLY DON'T.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEMWALK AROUND?

THEY JUST FOR NO REASONTHROW STUFF OUT

JUST WALKING BY THEMSELVES.

"CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?"

EVERYBODY'S LIKE,"HEY, HE'S COOL, MAN."

COME ON.

IF A WHITE GUY SAID THAT--"CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP?"

"SHUT UP."

[applause]

"SHUT UP, YOU STUPID DORK."

AND RAPPERS ARE REALLY COOL,BECAUSE YOU NEVER--

THE COOL THING IS, YOU NEVER SEEA DORKY RAPPER EVER--OR GOOFY.

NEVER.

YOU KNOW,THEY'RE ALWAYS HIP AND COOL.

I LIKE RAPPERS;I LIKE THEIR VIBE.

I JUST DON'T THINK RAPPERS

SHOULD BE ALLOWEDTO BE INTERVIEWED.

YOU'RE FASCINATED BY THEM,THEN YOU SEE THE INTERVIEW.

YOU'RE KIND OF DISAPPOINTED,YOU KNOW, A LITTLE MORE,

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE--

IT'S LIKE, "WELL, YOU HADSEVEN MILLION SALES,

"AND YOUR ALBUM WENT GOLDAND PLATINUM.

WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR INSPIRATIONFOR YOUR MUSIC?"

"YO. YO. YO. CHECK IT.CHECK IT. CHECK IT.

"YO, CHECK IT, A'IGHT?A'IGHT?

"YO, CHECK IT, A'IGHT?A'IGHT?

"YO, CHECK IT, A'IGHT?

"YO, MY MUSIC, MY MUSIC.

MY MUSIC IS LIKE--YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

[laughter]

[applause]

"HEY, MAN, DID YOU JUST SWITCHTHE CHANNEL ON ME OR SOMETHING?

DID WE GO THROUGH A TIME WARP?I MISSED THE WHOLE EXPLANATION."

WE TOTALLY ACCEPT THATAS AN EXPLANATION.

THAT'S WHAT BLOWS MY--"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?"

"YEAH, WE GOT IT.OKAY, THANKS, PUFFY PUFFERTON.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU."

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