Scruncho - Simple Two-Step

Mike Epps Presents: Live from Club Nokia Season 1, Ep 101 11/30/2011 Views: 0

Scruncho doesn't understand how some men see women dancing and take it as a personal challenge. (2:30)

BUT THAT'S JUST THE ERA WHERE

MEN IS JUST LOSIN' THEIR EDGE.

USED TO BE A TIME WHEN, YOU

KNOW, LIKE, IT'S TOO--

LET ME EXPLAIN.

SOME TALENT

IS NO LONGER MARKETABLE.

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO BE

SUCCESSFUL IS, YOU HAVE TO HAVE

THE ABILITY TO HUMILIATE

YOURSELF, HUMILIATE SOMEBODY

ELSE, EXPLOIT YOUR FAMILY,

OR DANCE YOUR ASS OFF.

I AIN'T NEVER SEEN SO MANY MEN

DANCIN' IN ALL MY DAYS.

I COME FROM AN ERA WHERE ALL MEN

OF ALL RACES DANCE ONE WAY:

A SIMPLE TWO-STEP.

ONE, TWO.

ONE, TWO.

EVEN THE WHITE BOYS:

ONE, TWO.

ONE, TWO.

MEXICANS:

UNO, DOS.

UNO...

WHAT I'M TRYIN TO SAY IS,

AS A MAN, IT USED TO BE A TIME

WE UNDERSTOOD DANCIN'

HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH US.

DANCIN' WAS A TIME FOR A MAN

TO WATCH A WOMAN

DANCE IN HER ESSENCE.

THAT'S WHAT MADE US FEEL

LIKE A MAN.

BUT THIS NEW MILLENNIUM OF MEN,

I LIKE TO REFER TO AS

"UNNECESSARY MOTHE[bleep],"

THEY SEE A WOMAN DANCIN'

AND TAKE THE SHIT

AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE.

I WAS AT THE CLUB LAST WEEK.

I HAD TO SLAP THE SHIT

OUT OF THIS FOOL.

I'M AT THE CLUB.

FEMALES STARTED GETTIN' SEXY,

SO I MAN UP AND HIT MY ONE-TWO

AND LET HER SHINE.

THIS OLD UNNECESSARY

WONDERFUL-ASS MOTHER[bleep]

COME WORKIN' WITH FEELINGS,

TALKIN' ABOUT, "NO, SHE DIDN'T.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN..."

MOTHER[bleep] ASS.

BUT IF I AIN'T TOLD Y'ALL

NOTHIN', HEAR ME THIS.

GANGSTERS IS LOSIN' THEIR EDGE

AT A RAPID RATE.

'BOUT TWO WEEKS AGO,

I SWEAR TO GOD,

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WRAP.

GANGSTER SLIPPED UP BEHIND ME,

PUT A .44 MAGNUM TO MY HEAD.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WRAP.

SO I BOWED MY HEAD TO TRY TO

COME UP WITH A MASTER PLAN.

BUT AS I BOWED MY HEAD,

I MESSED AROUND AND GOT A

GLIMPSE OF MY ASSAILANT.

AND IMMEDIATELY,

I GOT CONFIDENCE.

I GOT STRENGTH.

I BELIEVED IN MYSELF,

BECAUSE AS I LOOKED DOWN,

I NOTICED MY ASSAILANT HAD ON

SOME TURQUOISE SKINNY JEANS.

PUT THE GODDAMN GUN...

[bleep], I AM NOT GETTIN'

JACKED BY NO STANKY-LEG

GANGSTER.