Patton Oswalt - Supermarket Depression Pt. 3

Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time Season 1, Ep 101 04/06/2014 Views: 5,322

Patton Oswalt understands that we have reached the pinnacle of human achievement in terms of laziness. (0:49)

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IF WE STARTED OFF AS A SPECIES

HUNTING FOOD, TRAPPING IT,

KILLING IT, RENDERING IT,COOKING IT, EATING IT,

THEN THAT TRACK IS --

IF THAT LED TO METAKING A TRAY OUT OF A BOX,

PUTTING IT IN A BIGGER BOX,AND HITTING A SINGLE NUMBER,

AND THEN GOING,

♪ I'M GONNA HAVEGLAZED CHICKEN AND RICE ♪

♪ AND IT'S GONNA COME OUTAND TASTE OH, SO NICE ♪

♪ I'M GONNA PUT IT ON A PLATE,MAYBE EAT IT TWICE ♪

♪ WHEN I HAVE MY --

DING! YAY!

LIKE, OKAY, WE'RE DONE.

WE ARE DONE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WELCOME TO THE FINISH LINE,HUMANITY.