RodMan - Run of the Row

Season 8 , Ep 0801 11/18/04 Views: 20,279

When flying, RodMan likes to have the run of his row to make sure there are no terrorists. (1:41)

HERE.

MY MAMA TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL

WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEW YORK.

I SAID, "WHY, MAMA?"

SHE SAID, "'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE

THE TERROR WENT.

THAT'S WHERE THE TERROR WENT."

AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT AIN'T

TERROR, IT'S TERRORISTS, MAMA."

SHE'S LIKE "YOU KNOW WHAT

THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT,

THEM TERRORISTS.

THEM TERRORS WENT RIGHT TO

NEW YORK.

SO I DO BE CAREFUL, 'CAUSE

IT IS A LONG FLIGHT, YOU KNOW."

AND WHEN I GET ON THE PLANE,

I LIKE TO GET AN AISLE SEAT,

YOU KNOW, ON THE PLANE 'CAUSE

WE DIDN'T FIND BIN LADEN.

YOU KNOW WE JUST BRUNG SADDAM

OUT.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE

HELL BIN LADEN WENT.

WE JUST LET HIM GO.

SO I DON'T LIKE TO STEREOTYPE

PEOPLE, BUT I STILL BE LOOKIN'

WHEN I GET ON THE PLANE.

YOU KNOW I NOT JUST GONNA GET

ON THE PLANE.

I GET AN AISLE SEAT BECAUSE

I FEEL LIKE I RUN THE ROW.

YOU KNOW IF I GET AN AISLE

SEAT, I BE LIKE, "THIS MY ROW.

YOU KNOW YOU JUST CAN'T COME

UP IN THE ROW, 'CAUSE IT'S MY

ROW."

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, 'CAUSE ON THE AISLE YOU

AIN'T GOTTA DEPEND ON OTHER

PEOPLE ON THE AISLE.

THAT'S YOUR--

THAT'S YOUR ROW.

YOU KNOW AND I WOULD SEE THE

LITTLE DUDE COMIN' DOWN THE

AISLE, YOU KNOW AND I DON'T

WANNA STEREOTYPE HIM BUT HE DID

HAVE THE LITTLE A THING WRAPPED

AROUND HIS HEAD.

AND I WAS LIKE--

"THAT IS NOT A KANGOL RIGHT

THERE.

THAT IS NOT A KANGOL TYPE."

I GOTTA BE A LITTLE CAREFUL.

SO I WAS LOOKIN' AT HIM,

YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE,

"DAMN, I HOPE HE AIN'T ON

MY ROW, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE

I DON'T-- I AIN'T GOT THAT

KIND OF SECURITY ON MY ROW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD GO

DOWN."

YOU KNOW AND HE START COMING.

HE'S LIKE, [FOREIGN ACCENT]

"I THINK I AM THE WINDOW SEAT."

YOU KNOW AND I WAS LIKE,

"LET ME CHECK YOUR STUFF.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T JUST LET YOU

IN THE ROW.

I GOTTA CHECK YOUR STUFF.

YEAH, OKAY, 16."

SO I LET HIM-- LET HIM IN THE

LITTLE ROW AND WE WAS COOL.

BUT IT WAS A LONG FLIGHT,

YOU KNOW AND HE STARTED MOVIN'.

HE WAS LIKE, "UM, I NEED TO USE

RESTROOM."

AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, WE DON'T

PEE ON MY ROW.

THIS AIN'T A PEE ROW RIGHT

HERE.

YEAH, THIS ONE.

YEAH, WE PEE ON THE GROUND.

WE DON'T PEE UP IN THE SKY.

WE'RE NOT SKY PEE-ERS.

WE GROUND PEE-ERS.

WE DON'T DO THAT AH..."

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