Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You to Know

Pulp Comics: Harland Williams Season 1, Ep 107 04/21/1998 Views: 3,273

The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from. (1:02)

government doesn't want you

to ask.

We know where garlic powder

comes from.

We know where chili powder

comes from, my friends.

But government doesn't want us

to know where baby powder

comes from.

The government doesn't want you

to know this, but elbow meat--

elbow meat is the exact same

texture as a 67-year-old woman's

nipple.

The government doesn't want you

to know.

There are 14-year-old boys

across the country who would be

up all night playing with

their elbows.

The government doesn't want you

to know this, but the sea turtle

has now been officially removed

from the endangered species

list.

So if you're down at the beach

and you see one of the little

lovable creatures flop up onto

shore, feel free to kick the

crap out of it.