The Least Horniest Dude in the Crew

  • Season 4 , Ep 8
  • 03/12/2014
  • Views: 5,362

When Blake questions the plan to impress some underage girls by stealing beer for them, Adam confronts him on his lack of horniness. (2:01)

WHAT ARE WE DOING, MAN?- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?WE'RE STEALING BEER.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE THOSE CHICKSHORNY BY DOING, LIKE,

SOME DANGEROUSLORENZO LAMAS-TYPE STUFF, RIGHT?

- COME ON, DUDE, STEALING BEER?

THAT'S NOT GONNAMAKE CHICKS HORNY, DUDE.

- YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOWABOUT BEING HORNY, HMM?

YOU'RE LIKE THE LEAST HORNIESTDUDE IN OUR WHOLE DUDE CREW.

- [laughs]ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I AM NOT THE LEAST HORN--WHAT ABOUT DERS?

- DERS IS A WHOLE BALLOF HORNS.

AND, ME, IT'S LIKE--

IT'S SAD WHAT I'LL GO THROUGHTO GET SOME.

LIKE, MY DICK, JUST WHENI EJACULATE,

I JUST EJACULATE TEARS, BECAUSETHAT'S HOW SAD IT MAKES ME.

- YOUR DICK IS CRYING?- MY DICK CRIES.

AND YOUR DICK DOESN'TDO ANYTHING.

- OKAY.- YOUR DICK JUST LAYS

TO ONE SIDE, ALL--ALL JUST APATHETIC.

- UH, NO.

OKAY, WELL, THAT IS NOT TRUE.

- WHAT IS THE HORNIEST,MOST PERVERTED THING

THAT YOU WOULD DO FOR THEORANGE-HAIRED GIRL OUT THERE?

- WELL, I'M ALREADY--[sniffs] MM...

I'M ALREADY SMELLING HER HAIR.I'M...

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY.

I'D PROBABLY--I'D TAKE HER TO FRANCE,

AND WE'D, UH--WE WOULD RIDE BICYCLES,

AND AFTERWARDS MAYBEI'D STEAL A SMOOCH OR TWO.

I'D GIVE HER A KISS, MAN.[chuckles]

- YOU ARE A SAD SACK OF [bleep].

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

WHAT, I'LL FIST HEROR SOMETHING, MAN?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!JUST SAY I WANT TO, LIKE,

STICK MY WHOLE ARM UP THERE.- OH, COME--OH, COME ON.

WELL WHAT IF I TIE ALL THREEOF THEM UP AND START SLAPPING

'EM AROUND AND FRICKIN'BURN THEM WITH A--

- WELL, DON'T BE A PSYCHOPATH.YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

- I JUST--- HAVE NORMAL SEX WITH THEM.

- THEN I'M GONNA [bleep] HER,PROBABLY.

- OH, YOU--PROBABLY.WHY'D YOU THROW

THE "PROBABLY" IN THERE?THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE A--

- BECAUSE I DON'T KNOWIF SHE'S GONNA LET ME.

I'M NOT GONNA, YOU KNOW--- OKAY.

- COME ON, MAN.- JUST HELP ME STEAL SOME BEER.

- ALL RIGHT, FINE.LET'S STEAL THE BEER, ALL RIGHT?

- YO, PSST, COME ON!

- HE'S HAND SIGNALING.- HEY, MY MAN, MY MAN.

WHAT--WHAT THAT BE?WHAT IS THAT?

- HE'S--HE'S HAND SIGNAL--HIDE, HIDE, HIDE!

- WHAT UP, MAN?

STAY UP.

- SHOOT!- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!

- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

- I'M PRETTY SURETHAT PLAN SUCKED.

- YOU'RE PRETTY SURE?WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE...

- YEAH.- YOU SUCK, OKAY?

BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE GENIUSES.

THEY'RE PROBABLY DEVISING A PLAN

TO STEAL THE BEER FROMTHE INSIDE OF THE TRUCK.

BUT SINCE IT SEEMS LIKEIT'S DRIVING AWAY--

SO WE SHOULD FOLLOW IT,ALL RIGHT?

LET'S NOT BE STUPID AND SHOW UPTO A DORM PARTY WITHOUT BEER.

COME WITH ME.WE'LL GET THE BEER.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THE BEER.COME ON, LET'S GO!

THANK YOU.HERE WE GO.

MOVE THOSE BIG ASSES.

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