WHAT ARE WE DOING, MAN?- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?WE'RE STEALING BEER.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THOSE CHICKSHORNY BY DOING, LIKE,
SOME DANGEROUSLORENZO LAMAS-TYPE STUFF, RIGHT?
- COME ON, DUDE, STEALING BEER?
THAT'S NOT GONNAMAKE CHICKS HORNY, DUDE.
- YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOWABOUT BEING HORNY, HMM?
YOU'RE LIKE THE LEAST HORNIESTDUDE IN OUR WHOLE DUDE CREW.
- [laughs]ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I AM NOT THE LEAST HORN--WHAT ABOUT DERS?
- DERS IS A WHOLE BALLOF HORNS.
AND, ME, IT'S LIKE--
IT'S SAD WHAT I'LL GO THROUGHTO GET SOME.
LIKE, MY DICK, JUST WHENI EJACULATE,
I JUST EJACULATE TEARS, BECAUSETHAT'S HOW SAD IT MAKES ME.
- YOUR DICK IS CRYING?- MY DICK CRIES.
AND YOUR DICK DOESN'TDO ANYTHING.
- OKAY.- YOUR DICK JUST LAYS
TO ONE SIDE, ALL--ALL JUST APATHETIC.
- UH, NO.
OKAY, WELL, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
- WHAT IS THE HORNIEST,MOST PERVERTED THING
THAT YOU WOULD DO FOR THEORANGE-HAIRED GIRL OUT THERE?
- WELL, I'M ALREADY--[sniffs] MM...
I'M ALREADY SMELLING HER HAIR.I'M...
OKAY, I DON'T KNOW, EXACTLY.
I'D PROBABLY--I'D TAKE HER TO FRANCE,
AND WE'D, UH--WE WOULD RIDE BICYCLES,
AND AFTERWARDS MAYBEI'D STEAL A SMOOCH OR TWO.
I'D GIVE HER A KISS, MAN.[chuckles]
- YOU ARE A SAD SACK OF [bleep].
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
WHAT, I'LL FIST HEROR SOMETHING, MAN?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!JUST SAY I WANT TO, LIKE,
STICK MY WHOLE ARM UP THERE.- OH, COME--OH, COME ON.
WELL WHAT IF I TIE ALL THREEOF THEM UP AND START SLAPPING
'EM AROUND AND FRICKIN'BURN THEM WITH A--
- WELL, DON'T BE A PSYCHOPATH.YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
- I JUST--- HAVE NORMAL SEX WITH THEM.
- THEN I'M GONNA [bleep] HER,PROBABLY.
- OH, YOU--PROBABLY.WHY'D YOU THROW
THE "PROBABLY" IN THERE?THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM LIKE A--
- BECAUSE I DON'T KNOWIF SHE'S GONNA LET ME.
I'M NOT GONNA, YOU KNOW--- OKAY.
- COME ON, MAN.- JUST HELP ME STEAL SOME BEER.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.LET'S STEAL THE BEER, ALL RIGHT?
- YO, PSST, COME ON!
- HE'S HAND SIGNALING.- HEY, MY MAN, MY MAN.
WHAT--WHAT THAT BE?WHAT IS THAT?
- HE'S--HE'S HAND SIGNAL--HIDE, HIDE, HIDE!
- WHAT UP, MAN?
STAY UP.
- SHOOT!- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- I'M PRETTY SURETHAT PLAN SUCKED.
- YOU'RE PRETTY SURE?WELL, I'M PRETTY SURE...
- YEAH.- YOU SUCK, OKAY?
BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE GENIUSES.
THEY'RE PROBABLY DEVISING A PLAN
TO STEAL THE BEER FROMTHE INSIDE OF THE TRUCK.
BUT SINCE IT SEEMS LIKEIT'S DRIVING AWAY--
SO WE SHOULD FOLLOW IT,ALL RIGHT?
LET'S NOT BE STUPID AND SHOW UPTO A DORM PARTY WITHOUT BEER.
COME WITH ME.WE'LL GET THE BEER.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THE BEER.COME ON, LET'S GO!
THANK YOU.HERE WE GO.
MOVE THOSE BIG ASSES.