Kevin Barnett - Leaving a Legacy, Hollering at Girls & Family Time

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/19/2013
  • Views: 7,218

Even though he knows it could lead to some health problems down the line, Kevin Barnett refuses to let anyone taken advantage of him. (2:17)

WHAT'S UP?

I BEEN THINKINGABOUT DYING LATELY.

IN A POSITIVE WAY.

FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD BEA GOOD TIME TO DO IT, NOW,

WHILE, LIKE, YOU KNOW,THIS IS WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR.

LIKE, THIS ISWHAT DEFINES ME.

'CAUSE WHO KNOWSWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

LIKE, IF I DIED TONIGHT,

ALL THE NEWS STORIES THAT WOULDCOME OUT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

BE LIKE, "COMEDIAN KEVIN BARNETTWAS KILLED LAST NIGHT.

"HE WAS A GREAT YOUNG COMIC.

COULD'VE BEENTHE NEXT BIG THING."

ALL TYPES OF FOOLISHNESSLIKE THAT.

BUT IF I DIE 10, 20 YEARSFROM NOW, WHO KNOWS?

THERE'S POTENTIALTO BE, LIKE,

"WALMART EMPLOYEE KEVIN BARNETTWAS MURDERED LAST NIGHT.

"FELLOW EMPLOYEES DESCRIBED HIMAS AN INCREDIBLY LONELY MAN

"WHO COMPLAINEDWHEN HE WASN'T ALLOWED

TO BRING CATS ON THE BUS."

I FEEL LIKETHAT AIN'T THE LEGACY

I'M TRYINGTO LEAVE BEHIND, YO.

I USED TO THINK I WOULD LIVEFOR A LONG-ASS TIME,

GIVEN THE WAYTHAT MEDICINE WAS ADVANCING.

BUT THEN I REALIZEDTHAT DUE TO MY COMPLETE REFUSAL

TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF,I'M GONNA DIE,

AND YOUNG, OF SOME STUFF THATDOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANY MORE.

PEOPLE GONNA BE LIKE,"MAN, YOU HEARD KEVIN DIED?"

LIKE, "KEVIN DIED? HOW?"

"TSK. SCURVY."

MY LAST WORDS ARE LITERALLYGONNA BE, LIKE,

"NAH, SON.THEY AIN'T GONNA HUSTLE ME.

THE PRICE OF CITRUSTHESE DAYS IS RIDICULOUS."

[chuckles]I'M FROM FLORIDA.

I WAS DOWN THEREA LITTLE BIT AGO.

I WAS ON THE BEACH,AND THIS GIRL WALKED BY.

SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.AND I WAS SMITTEN.

AND I DON'T NORMALLYJUST GO UP TO GIRLS

AND HOLLER AT THEMOUT OF THE BLUE,

BUT THIS GIRL,SHE WAS SO FINE,

I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GO UPTO HER AND SAY SOMETHING NICE.

SO I WALKED UP.I WAS LIKE, "'EY, LOOK.

"I JUST WANTTO LET YOU KNOW...

YOU THE TYPE OF BITCH I'DTAKE OUT TO DINNER AND RESPECT."

AND SHE WAS LIKE,"YOU CALLED ME A BITCH?"

AND SHE SHOVED MEAND WALKED AWAY.

I WAS LIKE, "BITCH,I SAID I RESPECT YOU!"

AND THAT'S JUST THE PROBLEMWITH THESE HOS TODAY

IS THAT YOU TRYTO BE NICE...

[chuckles]

I WAS WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARYON RACISM THE OTHER DAY.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,I LIKE TO MAKE SURE I STAY MAD!

AND IT GOT ME THINKINGABOUT THAT MOVIE DJANGO, RIGHT?

I LOVED THE MOVIE,BUT THIS IS WHAT I DID DO.

I WENT TO GO SEE THE MOVIE WITHMY DAD AND MY LITTLE BROTHER.

AND WHAT WE DID ISWE WENT INTO THE THEATER

AND SAT REALLY CLOSETO WHITE PEOPLE

AND ACTED LIKE WE HATED IT.

SO IT WAS A GOOD TIME, MAN.

WE BONDED.THAT WAS FAMILY TIME.

FAMILY SWAG! RIGHT THERE.THERE WE GO. [chuckles]

- WHOO![scattered applause]

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