Annie Lederman - Rock Bottom & Pierced Nipples

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 11/21/2013
  • Views: 9,376

Annie Lederman has noticed a definite difference between drunken sex and sober sex. (1:56)

OOOH, I DON'T DRINK.

I QUIT DRINKINGFOUR YEARS AGO.

MOST PEOPLE GET DRUNK, AND THEYMAKE PEOPLE FEEL REALLY BAD.

I HAD TO QUIT DRINKING'CAUSE I WOULD GET DRUNK,

AND I WOULD MAKE PEOPLEFEEL REALLY GOOD.

LIKE, REALLY, REALLY,REALLY GOOD.

LIKE, SO, SO GOOD THAT THEREWERE NO MEN AT MY INTERVENTION.

A LOT OF ANGRY WIVES.

MY GUY FRIENDS WERE LIKE,"YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

DO YOU WANT A RIDE HOMETO MY HOUSE?"

THE LAST NIGHT I DRANKWAS AWESOME.

I GOT SUPER WASTED,BLACKED OUT,

WENT BACK TO THE RESTAURANTI WORKED AT,

WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN,

AND HAD SEXWITH THE MARRIED DISHWASHER.

COMO SE DICE ROCK BOTTOM?

I DON'T REALLY LIKE HAVING SEXNOW THAT I'M SOBER.

I MEAN, I DO IT...A LOT,BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

I MEAN, HAVE YOU HADSOBER SEX BEFORE?

YOU ARE THERE.IT IS DISGUSTING.

EW, EVERYTHING'S WET.IT'S GROSS.

JUST HAD A BREAKDOWNIN THE MIDDLE.

I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOWWHAT I'M DOING.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

IT WORKED.

I LOOK A LITTLE BITLIKE SCARLETT JOHANSSON...

IF SHE WAS IN A HOUSE FIRETHAT ONLY BURNED OFF HER TITS.

AND ALL OF HER MONEY.

AND, LIKE,ENOUGH OF HER FACE

FOR HER TO NOT BESCARLETT JOHANSSON.

HONESTLY, I HAD MY NIPPLESPIERCED WHEN I WAS 14.

[crowd cheering]YEAH.

YOU GUYS ARE WHITE TRASH.THAT'S WEIRD.

NEVER GET THAT REACTION.

BUT WHEN I WOULDFLASH PEOPLE,

IT JUST LOOKEDLIKE TWO DOOR KNOCKERS...

TO A DOOR THAT WASEXTREMELY EASY TO OPEN.

COME ON, 14 WITH NIPPLE RINGS,WHAT A WHORE.

I FLASHED A FIREFIGHTERLAST WEEK,

AND HE JUST WENT,"PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN, SON,"

AND PUT THE HOSE ON ME.

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