Annie Lederman - Rock Bottom & Pierced Nipples

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 11/21/2013
  • Views: 7,041

Annie Lederman has noticed a definite difference between drunken sex and sober sex. (1:59)

I QUIT DRINKINGFOUR YEARS AGO.

MOST PEOPLE GET DRUNK, AND THEYMAKE PEOPLE FEEL REALLY BAD.

I HAD TO QUIT DRINKING'CAUSE I WOULD GET DRUNK,

AND I WOULD MAKE PEOPLEFEEL REALLY GOOD.

LIKE, REALLY, REALLY,REALLY GOOD.

LIKE, SO, SO GOOD THAT THEREWERE NO MEN AT MY INTERVENTION.

A LOT OF ANGRY WIVES.

MY GUY FRIENDS WERE LIKE,"YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

DO YOU WANT A RIDE HOMETO MY HOUSE?"

THE LAST NIGHT I DRANKWAS AWESOME.

I GOT SUPER WASTED,BLACKED OUT,

WENT BACK TO THE RESTAURANTI WORKED AT,

WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN,

AND HAD SEXWITH THE MARRIED DISHWASHER.

COMO SE DICEROCK BOTTOM?

I DON'T REALLY LIKE HAVING SEXNOW THAT I'M SOBER.

I MEAN, I DO IT...A LOT,BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

I MEAN, HAVE YOU HADSOBER SEX BEFORE?

YOU ARE THERE.IT IS DISGUSTING.

EW, EVERYTHING'S WET.IT'S GROSS.

I TRIED GIVING A HAND JOBRECENTLY.

JUST HAD A BREAKDOWNIN THE MIDDLE.

I WAS LIKE, I DON'T KNOWWHAT I'M DOING.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

- HE WAS LIKE,"JUST GET IT WET."

SO I CRIED ON HIS DICK.

IT WORKED.

I LOOK A LITTLE BITLIKE SCARLETT JOHANSSON...

IF SHE WAS IN A HOUSE FIRETHAT ONLY BURNED OFF HER TITS.

AND ALL OF HER MONEY.

AND, LIKE,ENOUGH OF HER FACE

FOR HER TO NOT BESCARLETT JOHANSSON.

HONESTLY, I HAD MY NIPPLESPIERCED WHEN I WAS 14.

[crowd cheering]YEAH.

YOU GUYS ARE WHITE TRASH.THAT'S WEIRD.

NEVER GET THAT REACTION.

BUT WHEN I WOULDFLASH PEOPLE,

IT JUST LOOKEDLIKE TWO DOOR KNOCKERS...

TO A DOOR THAT WASEXTREMELY EASY TO OPEN.

COME ON, 14 WITH NIPPLE RINGS,WHAT A WHORE.

I FLASHED A FIREFIGHTERLAST WEEK,

AND HE JUST WENT,"PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN, SON,"

AND PUT THE HOSE ON ME.

HE WAS LIKE, "SCRAM!GET OUT OF HERE!"

YOU GUYS, I'M ANNIE LEDERMAN.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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