Are You Ready to Die?

  • Season 3 , Ep 4
  • 06/19/2012
  • Views: 47,559

While wearing disguises, Adam, Blake and Ders try to intimidate Waymond and keep him from testifying against them. (2:33)

FOR WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SHOW UPIN COURT TOMORROW.

- BUT WE CAN BE VERY RESPONSIBLEIF YOU--

IF YOU DON'T...DO THAT.

- YEAH! STICK YOUR HANDIN THIS BAG.

DO IT! YOU FEEL THAT?THOSE ARE THE EYEBALLS OF KIDS

THAT WE PLUCKEDOUT OF THEIR HEADS!

AND THIS?THIS IS INTESTINES.

- NO, BLAKE.WE'RE, UH--

DUDE #1, WE TOLD YOUHE'S NOT BLINDFOLDED.

- HE'S NOT BLINDFOLDED.HE CAN SEE THAT IT'S SPAGHETTI.

- WELL, THIS IS SPAGHETTITHAT A DUDE WAS EATING,

BUT WE KILLED HIM.all: YEAH!

- AND WE'LLKILL YOU TOO.

- YEAH, WE KILLED HIS ASS.- ARE YOU READY TO DIE?

OH, THAT'S THE GAMEYOU WANT TO PLAY?

- OH, OKAY.- DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, BUD.

- YEAH, DIGTHE FRICKING GRAVE,

YOU MARSHMALLOW-LOOKINGMOTHER[bleep].

all: [chuckling evilly]

- WHAT?- HEH, HEH...

- LITTLE HELP?- OH.

- JUST THROW--HURRY UP.- YEAH.

GO FALCONS!- THANK YOU.

HEY, NICE ARM.

- IT'S A SHOVEL,NOT A BROOM.

- COME ON, JEEZ.- THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT?

- HARDER. HE'S THROWING ITON HIS SHOE--SHOES.

- YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS.HE SUCKS AT THIS.

- JESUS CHRIST,YOU'RE HORRIBLE.

- I'M ACTUALLYNOT VERY GOOD EITHER.

- WELL, YOU'RE HOLDINGTHE SPAGHETTI.

WE TOLD YOU NOTTO BRING THE SPAGHETTI.

- I'M GONNA GOGET SOME MORE SHOVELS.

- YEAH.

- I'M ACTUALLY REALLY PROUDOF US, GUYS.

THIS HOLEIS FREAKING IMPRESSIVE.

- IT'S CRAZY.- WHOA, DUDE, LOOK,

YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELFIF YOU DON'T START LIFTING

WITH YOUR BODYINSTEAD OF YOUR ARM MUSCLES.

- WELL, MY ARM MUSCLESARE MY BODY, DERS.

IN FACT, I THINKTHEY'RE MOST OF IT.

- I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREETHAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

TO DO IS COMEFROM THE TOP HERE.

- YEAH.- BECAUSE ALL THE LEVERAGE

WHEN YOU'RE GOING--OW!

- AAH!- WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?

- I THINK...- WHAT HAPPENED?

- SPLINTER.- OH, YEAH, YEAH.[car engine starts]

THAT'S PAINFUL, THAT'S PAINFUL,THAT'S VERY PAINFUL.

- WAYMOND? WAYMOND?WAIT, WAYMOND!

- WAYMOND!- WAYMOND!

- WAYMOND, WAIT, WAIT!MAYBE WE WENT TOO FAR!

UH, WE WERE JUST TRYINGTO SCARE YOU OUT OF TESTIFYING.

IT'S US,THE BULL[bleep] BOYS!

- WELL, WE SHOULDN'T HAVELET HIM WAIT

IN THE CAR TO GET WARM.- REALLY BONER MOVE ON OUR PART.

- YEAH, NOW WE'RE GONNAGO TO PRISON FOR PERJURY.

- AND LIAR-ING EVEN.- OH, MAN.

HOT DUDES LIKE US DO NOT DO WELLIN PRISON, GUYS.

WE ARE LIKE THREE FRESH MEATBUTT STICKS JUST WAITING

FOR A DRY RUB.- OH, GOD, BLAKE'S RIGHT.

HIS AMERICAN IDOL HAIRDO,YOUR NORSE-NESS.

MY PECS, MY HAMMIES.MY GLUTS, MAN!

THEY'RE JUST WAITINGFOR A GOOD DICKING.

- OH, WE'RE GONNA GET POUNDED.- MAYBE, LIKE,

OVER TIME, IT, LIKE--IT GETS OKAY.

IT'S JUST SKINAFTER ALL, RIGHT?

- WHAT?- I DON'T KNOW.

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