Rocky LaPorte - Florida

  • Season 9, Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 6,996

Rocky questions the weatherman. (1:29)

HURRICANES DOWN THERE.

THEY KNOW TWO WEEKS AHEAD OF

TIME THEY'RE COMIN'.

NOBODY LEAVES.

AM I RIGHT?

YEAH.

REMEMBER THAT HURRICANE GEORGE

WAS COMIN'?

EVERY DAY FOR TWO WEEKS

THE WEATHER GUY'S LIKE, "HEY,

[CLICKS TONGUE] IT'S [BLEEP]

COMING."

[LAUGHTER]

BUT IT AIN'T LIKE YOU DON'T

KNOW, THEY UPDATE YA LIKE EVERY

30 SECONDS.

YA KNOW LIKE THEY TRACK THE

STORM, THEY'RE LIKE, "NOW BACK

TO BOB IN THE WEATHER ROOM."

HE'S LIKE "IT'S STILL COMING."

[LAUGHTER]

THEN THEY SHOW YA ON THE MAP.

REMEMBER THAT WEATHER GUY,

THEY SHOW THAT LITTLE...

HE GOES, "HEY, YOU SEE THIS?

IT'S GONNA COME OVER HERE

AND BLOW ALL YOUR [BLEEP] OVER

THERE.

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I DON'T EVEN THINK THE

WEATHERMAN EVEN KNOWS WHAT

THE HELL HE'S TALKING ABOUT,

YA KNOW?

YOU WATCH HIM AT NIGHTTIME?

THIS IS WHAT, HE GOES UH,

"OVER THREE INCHES OF RAIN HIT

ST. LOUIS."

THREE INCHES IS LIKE THIS,

RIGHT?

THEN THEY SHOW THE CLIP,

THERE'S LIKE COWS FLOATING DOWN

THE STREET.

YOU EVER SEE THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

THERE'S 12 FEET OF WATER,

WHO'S MEASURING THIS [BLEEP]?

[LAUGHTER]

CANADIANS, THAT'S RIGHT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

METRIC BASTARDS.

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