Word From Your Mother - Burnt Penis

  • Season 1 , Ep 01011
  • 01/22/2014
  • Views: 457

Chris reads some autocorrected texts from moms, and it is up to the panelists to reply. (2:36)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY WORD FROM YOURMOTHER, THANKS TO AUTO

CORRECT MOTHERS AND TEXTMESSAGING IS A VERY

DANGEROUS COMBINATION.

COMEDIANS I WILL SHOW YOUSOME PRICKLY AUTO CORRECTED

TEXTS MOM SENT THEIR KIDSAND FOR 250 POINTS YOU RING

IN WITH A REPLY.

LET'S DIFFERENT.

>> YOUR FATHER BURNT HISPENIS IN THE MICROWAVE.

BURNT PENIS.

WHY IS THIS CAPITALIZED?

(LAUGHTER)>> SON, AH, MAN, ARE WE

HAVING DAD'S DICK FOR DINNERAGAIN?

>> LET'S FIND OUT, LET'S SEETHE ACTUAL TEXT.

>> MOM, BURNT PENIS, WHATTHE HECK, BURNT PEA CORN.

>> YOU MEAN POPCORN.

>> YES, P CORN POINTS TOSEAN O'CONNOR.

>> MOMMING I KNOW DAD COOKSTOO FAST BUT PLEASE STOP

CALLING YOUR VAGINA THEMICROWAVE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE, EMOTIONAL AND VERYHORNY.

BY THE WAY, HOW ARE YOURSHOULDERS AND BACK FEELING.

JUST ASKING.

>> ANNIE.

>> A LOT WORSE SINCE YOUTOLD ME THIS.

>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUALTEXT SAID.

>> I AM LITERALLY GOING TOKILL MYSELF AFTER READING

THAT.

>> MOM IS LIKE DON'T BECRAZY NOW, DON'T BE CRAZY.

>> MOMMY WAS JUST BEING ALITTLE EMOTIONAL AND HORNY

FOR A MINUTE.

>> I FEEL LIKE ALL OF OURMOMS FEEL LIKE THAT AFTER

THEY READ 50 SHADES OF GRAYWITHIN THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT IT WAS.

WE'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FORTHAT.

>> NO ONE IS PAYINGATTENTION TO THE PERSON THAT

THEY LITERALLY WERE GOING TOKILL THEMSELVES AND THEN ARE

DYING.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NEXT ONE, DICK IS COMING INMY VULVA.

DICK IS COMING IN MY VULVA,DICK IS COMING IN MY VULVA

AT 7:00.

>> STOP NAMING YOUR SEX TOYSAFTER MY UNCLE.

>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE ACTUALANSWER WAS.

>> VOLVO, MOM.

>> YES, VULVA.

>> IT'S THE SAFEST VAGINA ONTHE MARKET.

>> IT REALLY IS.

>> I DRIVE A '97 CERVIX.

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