Ty Barnett - Didn't Know It Was Possible

  • Season 10 , Ep 2
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 4,817

AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD,

THE STUFF I CARE ABOUT.AND I DON'T FIND A LOT.

BUT I'VE BEEN READING THESE ARTICLES ABOUT LIKE HOW TRAGIC HURRICANE KATRINA WAS.

IT WAS TRAGIC. THAT'S TRUE. BUT MORE TRAGIC,

THE FACT THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO DO

WHEN THIS [BLEEP] HAPPENS. THE SAME GOVERNMENT PEOPLE SAY

THE SAME DUMB [BLEEP].

"WELL, WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW...

"HOW TO PREDICT THIS.

"WE DIDN'T KNOWIT WAS POSSIBLE.

WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE."

YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE? IT'S 2005.

YOU DON'T WATCH MOVIES AT ALL?

YOU DIDN'T SEE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW?

NOT POSSIBLE? YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD BE PRESIDENT?

[BLEEP] STEVEN SPIELBERG.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

APPARENTLY HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT KNOWS HOW TO DEAL

WITH THIS TYPE OF [BLEEP]. AND HE CAN FIX IT IN TWO HOURS.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I NEED A PRESIDENT I CAN TRUST.

I CAN'T DEPEND ON BUSH IF ALIENS ATTACK.

I WANT WILL SMITHOR TOM CRUISE OUT THERE.

THE ONLY THING I WON'T GET MAD AT THE PRESIDENT ABOUT

IS GAS PRICES. I'M ACTUALLY COOL WITH THAT.

MATTER OF FACT, I WANT 'EM TO GO HIGHER, YES, YES.

SHE'S LIKE "WHAT THE [BLEEP]?"

YES, BECAUSE THE HIGHER THEY GO,CERTAIN THINGS CHANGE,

DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS,WAY DOWN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GANG MEMBERS LIKE, "MAN, LET'S RIDE ON THEM FOOLS."

"[BLEEP] NOT AT THE $3 A GALLON.

WE GONNA HAVE TO DO A SKATE BY."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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