Reggie McFadden - Money and Dating

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 7,596

TRYING TO LOSE MY BELLY, MAN.

DAMN.

I'M TRYING TO LOSE IT.

THAT'S WHY I'M WEARINGTHIS BIG JACKET.

YOU KNOW YOU GOTTO LOSE SOME WEIGHT

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIENDWANTS TO LICK YOUR TITTIES.

YOUR... YOUROLD LADY'S

AT THE POINT

WHERE SHE'S... "OH, THIS IS FUN.

JUST LIKE MINE, YOU FAT SLOB."

SEE A LOT OF WOMEN--

A LOT OF DATES HERE TONIGHT.THAT'S GOOD.

MUST BE ROUGH DATING RIGHT NOW.IT'S ROUGH.

YOU'VE GOT TO KICK OUT.

YOU'VE GOT TO KICK OUTSOME MONEY, RIGHT?

YOU GOT TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING.

WOMEN DON'T WANT NO BROKE GUY.

Y'ALL MAKE US PAY FOR EVERYTHINGUP FRONT

FOR THE FIRST SIX MONTHS.

SIX MONTHS...

WE GOT TO PAYFOR EVERYTHING, MAN.

PAY FOR THE MOVIES

PAY FOR DINNER

PAY FOR THE CLUB.

AND WHEN THEY PAY FOR SOMETHING,THEY CALL IT A TREAT.

THEY TELL YOU,"YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU TONIGHT."

YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER LIKE,IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME, ( bleep ).

I'VE BEEN WAITING FORMY DAMN TREAT.

MY THING, I JUST DON'T LIKEDRIVING WOMEN HOME, MAN.

THAT'S THE THING.

I ALWAYS MEET THE WOMENWHO LIVE IN BAD NEIGHBORHOODS.

YOU KNOW, THEY ALWAYS SAYTHE SAME THING

WHEN THEY GET OUT THE CAR.

WHEN THEY GET OUT THE CAR,"DON'T DRIVE AWAY

TILL I GET INSIDE MY HOUSE."

YOU KNOW, LIKE IF SOMEBODYOUT THERE

I'M GOING TO GET OUTOF MY CAR.

I MIGHT ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW

LIKE, "HEY, MAN, DON'T BEDOING THAT TO HER."

"YOU BETTER LEAVE HER...THAT'S RIGHT, I'M..."

( imitating car engine )

I GUESSI WON'T BE SEEING HER AGAIN.

I DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK,TRY TO HELP HER OUT.

"LEAVE HER ALONE."

"RUN, GIRL!

"HE'S RIGHT ON YOUR HEELS!

"WATCH OUT!

WATCH OUT FOR THE KNIFE!"

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