Cathy Ladman - Myrrh

Cathy Ladman & Bob Odenkirk Season 1, Ep 0109 02/24/1992 Views: 2,884

The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower. (2:33)

THAT'S MY THEORY.

WE JUST HAVE TO SUFFER.

LIKE, I HAD TO GOTO MY NEPHEW'S BRIS.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BRISIS, I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

IT'S REALLY CHARMING.

IT'S WHEN A LITTLE BOYGETS CIRCUMCISED

AND ALL THE FRIENDSAND THE RELATIVES GET TOGETHER.

WHAT A... FESTIVE EVENT.

I MEAN, I THINK THISIS RATHER INAPPROPRIATE.

REALLY, I WOULDN'T INVITEYOU ALL TO MY INTERNAL EXAM

AND SERVE BAGELSAND EGG SALAD AFTERWARDS.

HAPPY PAP SMEAR.

HAVE SOME NACHOS,I PASSED MY TEST.

( laughter )

IT'S SICK.

BUT, SEE, JEWS WILL DOANYTHING TO EAT.

( laughter )

REALLY, OUR ENTIRE LIVES,WE'RE IN SEARCH OF A BUFFET.

IT'S IN THE BIBLE.

THAT'S WHY WE WERE IN THEDESERT FOR 40 YEARS...

LOOKING FOR CHAFING DISHES.

"OH, LOOK, THERE'SA GOLDEN CALF.

LET'S EAT IT!"

ALL RELIGIONS LIKE THIS.

MY BEST FRIEND IS LUTHERAN

AND SHE TOLD METHAT WHEN JESUS WAS BORN

THE THREE WISE MENCAME TO VISIT HIM

AND THEY BROUGHT AS GIFTS GOLD,FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH.

MYRRH?

TO A BABY SHOWER?

I GUESS MARY WAS VERY POLITEABOUT IT.

"OH... MYRRH.

"HOW LOVELY.

"ONE NEVER CAN HAVEENOUGH... MYRRH.

"THEY CALL THOSE WISE MEN,THEY BRING MYRRH?

"COULDN'T IT BE SOMETHINGWE NEED, LIKE A CRADLE?

JESUS CHRIST!"

( laughter )

"THAT'S WHAT I'LL NAME HIM.

I WANT TO REMEMBERTHIS CHEAP GIFT."

AND THEN JOSEPH AND MARYWOULD HAVE PARTIES:

"WHO'S COMING?"

"THE WISE MEN."

"UGH, THE WEISMANS,I HATE THE WEISMANS.

"THEY ALWAYS BRING BAD GIFTS.

I HOPE THEY FOLLOWTHE WRONG STAR AND GET LOST."

"BAD MOOD, BAD MOOD?

SURE, I'M IN A BAD MOOD,I HAVEN'T HAD SEX... EVER!"