Not Kidnapping

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 11/22/2011
  • Views: 101,609

In exchange for fake passports, the guys agree to pick up a child from school, but the kid is not down with the plan. (1:59)

SHE'S GONNA WISH SHE HADCRAISINS AND I'M DROPPING IT.

- WAIT, THERE HE IS.

DAMIEN!

- YEAH?

- HEY, PAL, WE'RE THE, UH,

GUYS WHO ARE GONNATAKE YOU HOME, SO COME ON.

- YEAH, MY MOM TEXTED ME,BUT I'M NOT GOING.

- WHAT?WE GOT SNARKS, DUDE.

THEY WERE OUT OF GUSHERS,BUT I GOT SOME LICORICE.

[high squeaky voice]COME ON! COME ON!

COME ON! GO GET IT!

GO, GUY!

I DON'T GET THAT.

THAT WORKED ON ME AS A KID.

- THAT IS WEIRD, HUH?- THAT'S A GOOD TRICK.

- GUYS, LET ME HAVE A SHOT.HEY, DAMIEN...

GET IN THAT CAR RIGHT NOW!

- HEY, CALM YOUR OLD ASS DOWN.

TELL MY MOM I'LL BE HOME LATER.

MAYBE.

- LATER MAYBE--- DERS, DERS!

HEY, LITTLE DUDE, YOU NEEDTO SHOW YOUR ELDER DUDES

A BIT OF RESPECT, OKAY?

NOW COME WITH US

'CAUSE YOUR MOM'SMAKING US FAKE PASSPORTS.

- GET THE [bleep] AWAY FROM ME,YOU LONGHAIRED JIZZ EXPERT!

- OKAY, NO ONE TALKS TO MYLONGHAIRED JIZZ EXPERT

LIKE THAT, OKAY?

YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!

OW! OW! OW!

THAT'S A TRICK MOVE!

OW! OW!

- YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!

[all arguing]

- YOU'RE VERY STRONG!

- NO! NO!- SOLID CORE!

- HELP!

HELP! HELP!STRANGER DANGER!

STRANGER DANGER!- GO!

- RAPE! RAPE!

- ALL RIGHT,AND A THANKSGIVING UPDATE.

WE GOT A LITTLE DERAILED,BUT WE'RE BACK ON TRACK.

PICKED UP A REAL NICE LAD.

- I'M GONNA--- AAAH!

- DAMIEN!- HELP!

- NO HORSE PLAY BACK THERE!NOT IN MY CAR!

- KEEP YOUR HANDS OFFMY BEST FRIEND!

SORRY, DERS.- WHAT?

- 'CAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND,AND YOU'RE--

OH, HEY, NOT COOL!WHOA! NOT COOL!

[screaming]- WHAT ARE YOU--

WHOA! WHOA!

-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!

- GUYS, NO, NO, NO. LOOK!

- [bleep]

WHAT THE [bleep]!

THAT IS OUR CAR!

[bleep] SHIT!- SHIT!

- [bleep][bleep]- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- HIDE THE CAR!- WHAT?

- HIDE THE CAR!- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

YOU CAN'T HIDE THE CAR!

- YOU CAN HIDE THE CAR!- YOU CAN'T!

- OR...CAN WE!

COME ON, DUDES, WE GOT TO COVERTHIS WHOLE THING.

- PAINTING'S FUN!

- HEY, IT'S HOT OUT HERE.

DOES ANYONE WANTANY GRAPES OR ANYTHING?

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