Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men

  • Season 9 , Ep 12
  • 04/28/2005
  • Views: 34,302

Lynne loves it that men give sex their all. (2:11)

NO, I LOVE MEN, I DO.

I SOUND MEAN ABOUT THEM,

BUT I LOVE MEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MEN?

MEN GIVE SEX THEIR ALL,

DON'T THEY?

EVEN THE MOST ANNOYING STUFF

YOU WISH THEY WOULDN'T.

[LAUGHTER]

REALLY TIME CONSUMING,

AGGRAVATING THINGS LIKE BREASTS.

I NEVER UNDERSTAND.

YOU LIKE BREASTS, SIR?

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]

DON'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME THERE

BECAUSE THAT'S TIME WE CAN'T GET

BACK, RIGHT GIRLS?

[LAUGHTER]

I NAMED ALL THE MOVES.

YOU WANT TO SEE THEM?

I CALL THIS ONE "THE KITTEN".

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GUY DO THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

UNLESS YOU'RE A BABY KITTEN,

THERE'S NO REAL REASON TO EVER

DO THAT TO A BREAST.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

IT'S THE MOST REDUN...

IT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING.

I CALL THIS ONE "MAKING BREAD".

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GUY DO THAT?

THAT'S IF YOU KIND OF HAVE

BIG BOOBS, SOMETIMES THEY

DO THIS.

IT'S AWFUL.

MAKING BREAD.

AND YOU'RE LIKE...

"I NEED A DRAMAMINE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME NAUSEOUS."

THIS IS THE ONE, THOUGH,

THAT BRINGS IT HOME.

THIS IS THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL

THE MOVES.

I CALL THIS "THE SAFE CRACKER".

THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S A MAN-GETS-THE-JOB-DONE

MOVE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

CAN YOU GUYS SEE HOW RIDICULOUS

IT IS, 'CAUSE WE CAN SEE, TOO?

WE KNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T STOP IT THOUGH.

I DON'T.

YOU KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE I'M AFRAID IF I STOP IT,

THEY'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING MORE

ANNOYING.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY'RE GONNA START LICKING

MY ARMPIT OR TRYING TO STICK

THEIR BIG TOE IN MY BUTT.

I DON'T NEED THAT.

THIS I CAN DEAL WITH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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