Uncensored - Joe Rogan - Loving Ludacris Pt. 1

Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle Season 1, Ep 101 02/28/2014 Views: 23,266

Fun-loving rapper Ludacris is the truest embodiment of Joe Rogan's life philosophy. (2:48)

I FOUND MYSELF SINGING"HEY THERE DELILAH"

ONCE IN AN ELEVATOR,

AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZEI WAS SINGING IT

UNTIL I NOTICEDTHAT MY LEGS

WERE RUBBING TOGETHERLIKE A CRICKET.

I WAS ALONE.I WAS VULNERABLE.

I WAS LIKE,♪ OH

♪ WHAT YOU DO TO ME

HUH!WHAT'S HAP--

IT'S LIKE I WAS BEING ATTACKEDBY A GAY GHOST.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?

♪ HEY THERE, DELILAH

♪ WHAT'S IT LIKEIN NEW YORK CITY? ♪

DON'T YOU WANT TO ANSWERTHAT QUESTION?

I BET IT'S AWESOME,'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT THERE,

YOU FUCKING RHYMINGSTALKER WEIRDO.

HOW ABOUT YOU LET HER GO, DUDE?

WHERE'S THAT GUY'S DAD?

WHERE WAS HE WHEN THAT BOYWANTED TO PLAY CATCH?

HUH?

WHERE WAS HE?

♪ OH, WHAT YOU DO TO ME

WHAT, MAKE YOU WRITESHITTY RHYMES?

IS THAT WHAT I DO TO YOU?

IS THAT MY LEGACY?

AND I'M NOT SAYINGTHAT I DON'T LIKE THAT SONG,

BECAUSE I DO.

THAT'S WHAT I DON'T LIKEABOUT IT.

WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT IT IS,I LIKE IT.

THEY GOT ME,THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

IF I'M IN MY CARAND NO ONE'S IN THERE WITH ME,

I'LL TURN THAT SHIT UP.

I'LL SING ALONG.

♪ OH, WHAT YOU

WHAT I DON'T LIKEIS THAT THEY GOT ME,

AND I THINK THE GUY'SKIND OF FUCKING DEPRESSED.

I DON'T LIKE GETTING SUCKED INTOANYBODY'S DEPRESSED THOUGHTS.

I DON'T MINDIF WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT

IS SOME KIND OF STUPID SHIT,

BECAUSE I LIKEA LOT OF STUPID SHIT.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY ONECORRECT WAY TO LIVE THIS LIFE.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS LIFETHAT YOU AND I ARE EXPERIENCING

MIGHT JUST BE ONE FRAMEIN SOME INFINITE MOVIE

THAT GOES ON FOREVER

AND MAKES NO SENSE TO ANY OF US.

AND I THINK

THAT THE ONE THING THAT WE CANREALLY CHOOSE TO DO,

WE CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE MORE FUN.

WE CAN CHOOSE TO PARTY MORE.

WE CAN CHOOSE TO LAUGH MORE.

WE CAN CHOOSE TO TAKE SHITLESS SERIOUSLY,

BE A COOLER PERSON,

TIP MORE,

CUT THE CUNTS OUT OF YOUR LIFE,

AND HAVE YOURSELFA GOOD FUCKING TIME.

[cheers and applause]

WHICH IS WHY I LIKELISTENING TO LUDACRIS.

I'VE NEVER SEENA PICTURE OF LUDACRIS CRYING.

EVERY TIME I SEE LUDACRIS

HE'S IN A KUNG FU POSE,

THERE'S GIRLSIN THEIR UNDERWEAR,

THERE'S A PICNIC GOING ON.

HE'S HAVING A GREATFUCKING TIME.

HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITEALL-TIME LYRICS.

IT'S FROM THE SONG SATURDAY NIGHT.

"HOW YOU GONNA ACT LIKEMY RIMS AIN'T CLEAN?"

DO YOU NOT SEE THE BEAUTY

AND THE POETRY OF THOSE WORDS?

THAT'S WHAT HE'S REALLYTHINKING ABOUT.

HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUTTHE ECONOMY.

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTANDTHE ECONOMY.

TURNS OUT NO ONE DOES.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS?

HE KNOWS HE'S GOT ENOUGH MONEY

TO KEEP HIS WHEELSSHINY AS FUCK.