Cory Kahaney - Save the Children

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 2,878

Cory Kahaney hates Shashumba. (1:15)

(Cory Kahaney)I'M WATCHING TV WITH MYFATHER LATE AT NIGHT

'CAUSE HE DOESN'T SLEEP,

AND YOU KNOW THAT COMMERCIALFOR "SAVE THE CHILDREN,"

THE ONE THATCOMES ON REALLY LATE

WHERE THE LADY GOES,

"FOR THE PRICE OF A CUP OFCOFFEE, 67 CENTS A DAY"?

MY FATHER AND I BOTHSIT THERE THINKING THEEXACT SAME THING...

"WHERE CAN YOU GETCOFFEE FOR 60...

"WHAT ARE THEYTALKING ABOUT?

"EVEN AT DUNKIN'DONUTS IT'S 95 CENTS.

THIS LADY'S CRAZY."

AND IT'S A VERYSENSITIVE TOPIC

'CAUSE LAST YEAR MYFATHER ADOPTED ONE OFTHE "SAVE THE CHILDREN,"

WHICH IS SO ANNOYING 'CAUSENOW EVERY TIME I COMPLAIN,

HE COMPARES ME TOHIS ADOPTED CHILD.

I'M NOT KIDDING,HE'S LIKE,

"WHAT'S THEMATTER WITH YOU?

"WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKEYOUR SISTER SHASHUMBA?

"YOU DON'T SEE THATSHASHUMBA COMPLAINING.

"SHASHUMBA DUG ANIRRIGATION DITCH

"FOR A WHOLEVILLAGE LAST WEEK.

WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"SHE SUCKS.

"I HATE HER.

I'M SERIOUS, I'M NOT GONNABE HER PEN PAL ANYMORE."

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