Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

  • Season 8 , Ep 18
  • 04/01/2004
  • Views: 3,906

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs. (1:10)

TO BE A BIG ISSUE.

I THINK THE PATRIOT ACT, WHERE

WE'RE SUSPENDING ALL SORTS OF

CIVIL LIBERTIES TO FIGHT

TERRORISM.

I THINK THE PATRIOT ACT WILL

MATTER A LOT TO PEOPLE ONCE THEY

FIGURE OUT THAT IT DOESN'T ONLY

APPLY TO ARABS.

THAT'S...

THAT'S...

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

LET'S FACE IT BECAUSE ONCE IT

APPLIES TO YOU, IT'LL MATTER

A LITTLE BIT MORE.

LIKE WE'RE GOING TO CHECK

EVERYONE'S COMPUTER RECORDS.

REALLY?

YOU'RE GOING TO CHECK MY

COMPUTER RECORDS?

IS THAT IMPORTANT?

I DON'T THINK THE GOVERNMENT

NEEDS TO KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT

TEEN ASIAN SLUTS IN ORDER

TO FIGHT TERRORISM.

[LAUGHTER]

EVERY TIME WE CATCH A TERRORIST,

HE'S ALWAYS A MASTERMIND.

THEY ARE ALWAYS TERRORIST

MASTERMINDS.

HE'S A MASTERMIND.

THAT'S MAYBE A LITTLE FLATTERING

A TERM TO APPLY TO THESE DUDES,

DON'T YOU THINK?

REALLY, MASTERMIND?

"OKAY.

YOU TAKE BOMB, RIGHT...

[LAUGHTER]

AND YOU PUT IN BACKPACK.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THEN YOU GET ON BUS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]]

"THEN YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP."

"WHY DO I HAVE TO BLOW MYSELF

UP?

WHAT-- DON'T YOU HAVE REMOTE

CONTROL OR SOMETHING?"

"WHO'S THE FRIGGIN' MASTERMIND

HERE?!"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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