Speaking After MLK Jr. Pt. 1

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It's not easy taking the stage after Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. (3:13)

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- FREE AT LAST,FREE AT LAST,

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY,

WE ARE FREE AT LAST.

[cheers and applause]

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,PLEASE WELCOME

YOUR NEXT SPEAKER,THE REVEREND ROBERT JONES.

[moderate applause]

- [whispers]HOW AM I S'POSED TO FOLLOW THAT?

I CAN'T.NOBODY CAN FOLLOW THAT.

HOW AM I S--

I CAN, UH...

OH.[feedback]

ALL RIGHT.

[shrill feedback]

GOOD AFTERNOON.UM...

THAT--THAT IS THE--

THE BEST SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARDIN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[chuckles]EVER.

I HAVE NEVER HEARDA BETTER SPEECH.

[chuckles]

AND NOW IT IS MY TURNTO SPEAK.

HUH.[chuckles and stammers]

WHO PUT THIS RUNNING ORDERTOGETHER, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, UM,DR. KING, UH,

HE--HE ACTUALLY COVEREDA LOT--

A LOT OF WHATI WAS GONNA SAY.

UM, YOU KNOW, MY--MY SPEECH IS, UH, UH--

YOU GONNAFIND THIS FUNNY, Y'ALL.

MY SPEECHWAS ACTUALLY CALLED, UH,

"A VISION FOR THE FUTURE."

I'M NOT SAYING THAT DR. KINGCOPIED MY SPEECH.

I'M--[crowd murmurs]

NO! NO!NO, I'M--I'M--

I'M SAYINGI'M NOT SAYING THAT.

I'M NOT SAYINGHE TRIED TO COPY IT.

YOU--WHY DON'T Y'ALL LISTENTO WHAT I'M S--

[murmuring intensifies]WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT?

[crowd booing]NO, COME ON!

I'M JUST SAYING.I'M JUST SAYING.

I'M JUST SAYING.IT'S A JOKE.

DID I NOT SAY ITLIKE A JOKE?

OK--

NO?

APPARENTLY,I HAVE SIX MORE MINUTES.

- LET'S SEE HERE.RED--RED HILLS OF GEORGIA.

HE, UH, GOT THAT OUT THERE.

[chuckles]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

ALL RIGHT, HERE--HERE'S SOMETHING--

HERE'S SOMETHING NEW.

HERE'S SOMETHING BRAND NEW.

HOW--OKAY, THIS IS OFF--

ME TALKING OFF THE TOPOF MY HEAD HERE, EVERYBODY.

UH, WHAT--HOW ABOUTIF WE LET, UH, BLACK PEOPLE

ENSLAVE WHITE PEOPLE FOR--[crowd boos]

OKAY, YOU KNOW,THAT SOUNDED A LOT BETTER

IN MY HEADBEFORE I SAID IT.

[booing continues]SO THAT, UH,

THAT WOULDN'T WORK.

IS IT WARM?

IS ANYBODY ELSE WARM?

WHOO!

- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

HERE'S WHAT WE GONNA DO.HERE'S WHAT WE GONNA DO.

ALL RIGHT, DR. KINGTALKED ABOUT, UM, UH,

ALL THE RACES COMING TOGETHER,RIGHT? RIGHT?

SO WHAT I WANT EVERY NEGROTO DO HERE TODAY

IS FIND THE NEAREST WHITE PERSONAND GIVE 'EM A HUG.

JUST--JUST GIVE 'EMA HUG, OKAY?

NO, SIR,YOU'RE NOT BEING ATTACKED.

YOU'RE NOT BEING ATTACKED.YOU'RE BEING HUGGED, OKAY?

EVERYBODY TAKE IT EASY HERE,OKAY?

EVERYBODY RELAX.YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE DON'T NEED TEN NEGROESHUGGING ONE WHITE PERSON, OKAY?

LET'S JUST--LET'S--YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE NEW RULE.

NOT TEN ON ONE.ONE ON ONE.

SO WE'LL JUST TAKE TURNSAND EVERYTHING, OKAY?

SO EVERYBODY RELAX, OKAY?[crowd shouting]

[glass shatters]OH, MY GOODNESS.

SIR, SHE DOESN'T NEEDTO BE DEFENDED.

SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE DEFENDED.SHE'S OKAY.

SHE'S OKAY, OKAY?[crowd screaming]

ALL RIGHT, MA'AM--OKAY--

OFFICER,IS THAT NECESSARY?

I DON'T THINKTHAT'S NECESSARY, OFFICER.

[sirens wail, horse whinnies]NO, MA'AM, PLEASE!

[dogs bark, women scream]PLEASE TAKE IT EASY, SIR!

EVERYONE TAKE IT EASY,ALL RIGHT?

THEY'RE JUST HUGS.YOU'RE NOT BEING ATTACKED.

[loud screams, sirens wailing]

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