Death Spray

  • Season 1 , Ep 14
  • 11/17/2010
  • Views: 94,171

Grimes gets out "the big dog" to take care of a purse-snatching manbird. (2:08)

[whimpering]

[trash cans banging]

[wings fluttering]

[squeals]

- SUCK MY BALLS!

[tires screech]

- [whimpering]

thwap!

- LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOTA PURSE SNATCHER.

- BOSS, YOU CAN'T USE A SHOTGUNIN THE CITY.

- WELL, THEN IT LOOKS LIKETHE BIG DOG'S COMING OUT.

[zipper unzips]

AND BY "BIG DOG,"I MEAN MY [bleep].

AND BY "[bleep],"I MEAN MY PENIS.

YAH![laughs]

- I HAVEN'T SEEN OLD BLUEIN 25 YEARS.

AND BY "OLD BLUE,"I MEAN [bleep].

- [squawks]

[blows landing]

[fabric ripping]

- AH!- [whimpers]

- YOU'LL RUE THE DAY

I EVER TOOK MY PANTS OFF.

- [whistling]

DOUG?

- [grunting]

- GRIMES!

[blows landing]

NO!

- [groans]

- [grunting]

[laughing maniacally]

- [weakly]GOBBLE MY KNOB!

[vomiting]

- DEAR GOD, NO.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

- YOU KILLED HIM.

- NOT HIM.THAT'S A FEMALE.

I HADN'T NOTICEDTHE SLIGHTLY SMALLER TESTICLES.

- HOLY...

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

- IT'S LIKE A BURNING SKUNKDIPPED IN DIARRHEA.

- SHE RELEASED HER DEATH SPRAYALL OVER MY PENIS

TO ALERT THE MALESIN HER FLOCK.

[manbirds shouting]

- SUCK MY BALLS!

- SWALLOW MY KNOB!

- I'M A MARKED MAN,

UNTIL I FIND HER MATEAND KILL HIM.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,LET ME IN!

- SORRY, BOSS.

YOU KNOWWE CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU'RE DEAD TO US NOW.

[tires squealing]

- IT'S 1987ALL OVER AGAIN.

[manbirds shouting]

- IF I DIDN'T SEE THATTHIS MORNING!

- HEY, PUT YOUR PANTS ON.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA BE THERE.

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