Lil Rel - The Dragons

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 07/25/2010
  • Views: 7,281

Lil Rel's father was in a gang that was also a band -- they had rumbles and gigs. (2:36)

MY FATHER, REAL TALL NOW,I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM

WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HIM.

THIS DUDE STILLTHINK HE TOUGH.

'CAUSE HE FROM THE BLACK PANTHERERA, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE, THE ERA WHEN THESE DUDESREALLY STOOD UP

FOR THEIR COMMUNITY,YOU KNOW.

THAT'S OVER WITH,I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU.

BUT HE STILL BE TRYIN'TO FIGHT THE LITTLE THUGS

IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE, I CAME IN THE HOUSEONE DAY AND I TELL HIM, LIKE,

"HEY DAD, THERE'S A BUNCHOF PEOPLE ON YOUR CAR."

HE SAID,"WHAT SUCKERS ON THE CAR?"

I SAID, "GO SEE,"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SO HE GO OUTSIDE,LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW ALL...

"I'M ABOUT TO TEACHTHESE SUCKERS A LESSON."

I SAID, "LET METELL YOU SOMETHING, DADDY.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW,WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING,

"THESE DUDESARE GANG MEMBERS, OKAY?

"THEY'RE, LIKE,GANGSTER DISCIPLES.

"I DON'T KNOWIF YOU WATCH ANY OF

"THESE GANGSTERBIOGRAPHIES OR DOCUMENTARIES,

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST GANGIN THE WORLD."

"I AIN'T SCARED OF NO DISCIPLE,I WAS A DRAGON."

"A DRAGON?WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

HE SAID, "I WASA DRAGON, SUCKER!"

"WE WAS A BAND AND A GANG,WE HAD RUMBLES AND GIGS.

"I HELD THE BASEBALL BATAND HAD THE TRUMPET."

"MY MAN,YOU MAKIN' THIS UP."

"NO, I'M NOT.NANCY, GET THE JACKET."

"WHICH ONE, THE BLUE JEANOR THE LEATHER? HUH!"

"WHICH ONE YOU WANT?I'M COOKIN'.

JESUS!WHICH ONE YOU WANT?"

"GIVE ME THE BLUE JEAN."

[chuckles]

THAT DUDE PUT ONHIS LITTLE DRAGON JACKET.

YOU EVER SEEN THE FEMALES

WITH THE LITTLEBABY PHAT JEAN JACKETS?

THAT'S HOWHIS DRAGON JACKET LOOKED.

IT STARTS RIGHT HEREAT HIS STOMACH.

HE AIN'T HADNO SHIRT ON WITH IT.

HE EVEN HADNO GANG NAME ON IT.

HE HAD HIS REAL NAME"MILTON" ON THE FRONT OF IT.

"YOU AIN'T NO GANG."

"NO SUCKER, MILTON.MILTON HOWERY.

I PLAYED THE TRUMPETAND KICK ASS."

[laughter]

NOW THIS DUDE WALKED OUTSIDEWITH HIS DRAGON JACKET ON,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

"LET ME TELL YOU SUCKASWHO I AM RIGHT NOW.

"I'M THE SCARIESTTHING YOU EVER SEEN.

"A BLACK MAN WITH A JOB.

"WITH PROPERTY.

AND I'M ABOUTTO KICK YOUR ASS."

"LOOK HERE, OLD MAN.LOOK, JOE,

"WE DON'T WANNA HURT YOU,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

"YOU OUT HERE BY YOURSELF,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

LIKE, YOU BY YOURSELF.REALLY, WHO GONNA HELP YOU?"

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,JIMMY ON HIS WAY."

JIMMY, HE THE ONLYOTHER LIVING DRAGON LEFT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THIS DUDE PULL UP INA VAN WITH CURTAINS ON IT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

WITH THE BLUES PLAYIN'.

THESE DUDES GOT GUNS,JIMMY A GLOVE HE PUTTIN' ON

WITH THE FINGERS CUT OUTLIKE IT'S GONNA SCARE THEM.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNASCARE WITH THAT?

[chuckles]

NOW THE MESSED UP--JIMMY, HE CAN'T HEAR THAT WELL.

YOU EVER SEESOMEBODY SO OLD

THEY GOTTA TAKE OFFTHEIR GLASSES JUST TO HEAR YOU?

[laughter]

HE GOT OUT OF THE VAN LIKE,"MILTON, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

"MAN, YOU CALLED ME.HOLD ON, WHAT?

YOU TELL THEMWE DRAGONS, RIGHT?"

MY MOMMA IN THE WINDOW,TALKIN' ABOUT "DRAGONS!"

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