Who else is here tonight?
Uh, where's Spock?
And James Spader?
And Bones and Scottyand...
Oh, Bill,all your friends
are either deador they hate you.
To be fair, I'm a littleof column A
and a littleof column B.
But you look great.
You know, they make1% milk now.
Darling,you were supposed to
explore the galaxy.
Not fill it.
All joking aside,
Bill can bequite a charmer.
I'm not ashamed to say
that I oncehad sex with Bill Shatner.
Oh, you should have seen himsweating and grunting
and so red in the faceand wheezing.
Finally, I said, "Bill,you better hurry up and finish.
In two minutes, they'regonna start the roast."
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