Judy Gold - Geriatric Dating Game

  • Season 3 , Ep 15
  • 09/14/2000
  • Views: 7,264

Judy and her mom will host. (1:09)

BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS SOPREJUDICED AGAINST THE ELDERLY.

IT'S TRUE--ESPECIALLY OLDER WOMEN.

THEY HAVE A HARD TIMEMEETING PEOPLE.

I HAVE A SOLUTIONTO THE PROBLEM.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

THEY SHOULD HAVE A GERIATRICDATING GAME ON TELEVISION.

WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?

I COULD BE THE HOST.

MY MOTHER COULD BETHE FIRST CONTESTANT.

IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT.

[mimicking mother]"BACHELOR #1:I'M GETTING AN M.R.I.

[laughter]

"THEY DRILL A HOLEIN THE APPARATUS

SO THAT YOU COULD WHISPERSOMETHING TO ME."

[laughter]

"IN YOUR SEXIEST VOICE,WHAT DO YOU SAY?"

[laughter]

"BACHELOR #2: WE'REAT A DINNER DANCE AT THE TEMPLE.

I FALL AND BREAK A HIP."

[laughter]

"DO YOU "A", STAY WITH MEON THE DANCE FLOOR?

""B," RUN AND GET HELP?

"OR "C," LEAVE ME THERETO DROP DEAD

JUST LIKE MY KIDS WOULD DO?"

[laughter]

HOW GREAT WOULD THAT SHOW BE?I'M TELLING YA.

I'M GETTING THAT SHOWON THE AIR.

OH, I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOU ALL.

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