itching me all night,what is it?
Ugh. Oh, no.[chuckles]
It's my lazy eye.
It doesn't do anything,just sits around all day.
That is my favorite joke.
From my favorite comedian,
She would have lovedto have this opportunity.
I'll tell you what,
but back in her day,it just wasn't that easy.
I mean, her mind was moreoccupied with thoughts like,
"Oh, I don't know if I shouldgive my husband a blowjob
"before or afterhis martini,
"'cause I just want to makesure I get my allowance.
"Oh, did I say thatout loud?
"That's all right.I'm alone."
Just kind of wishthat joke would have
gone over better,because it's not like she can
come back from the deadand punch it up.