Tom Rhodes - Open Minded

  • Season 5 , Ep 6
  • 08/05/2001
  • Views: 3,914

Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows? (1:48)

HMM?

OUR LITTLE FRAGILE BLUE MARBLE

OF THE EARTH.

AH, CHINA.

WE SIGNED A FREE TRADE AGREEMENT

WITH CHINA LAST YEAR, EVERYBODY.

DOESN'T MATTER, THEY MAKE

EVERYTHING IN CHINA ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW, WHENEVER YOU BUY SOME

CHEAP, GOOFY STUFF, IT ALWAYS

SAYS MADE IN CHINA ON IT.

I THINK CHINA MUST BE THIS

REALLY MAGICAL PLACE, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE THEY MAKE EVERYTHING

WEIRD AND GOOFY THERE.

I GOT THIS IMAGE OF CHINA,

LIKE YOU COULD BE IN ANY CITY

IN CHINA AT LIKE SEVEN A.M. AND

EVERYBODY'S HEADING OFF TO WORK.

YOU'D OVER HEAR STUFF LIKE,

HEY XIN LA HAVE FUN AT THE

SILLY JESTER HAT FACTORY.

YEAH, MAN, ARE YOU STILL AT

THE BEAN BAG CHAIR ASSEMBLY

PLANT?

AH, NO.

THAT COUNTRY, THAT COMPANY

DECIDED TO CHANGE DIRECTIONS.

WE'RE MAKING THEM FINGER CUFFS

NOW.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AMERICA HAS A UNIQUE WAY OF

SCREWING PEOPLE UP, YOU KNOW?

I WAS IN TEXAS A COUPLE OF

MONTHS AGO, I MET A WHITE

SUPREMACIST.

ARE THERE ANY WHITE SUPREMACISTS

HERE?

THEY NEVER GO TO COMEDY SHOWS.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA REACH THESE

PEOPLE?

WHAT A SILLY CONCEPT.

A WHITE MASTER RACE.

ANYBODY WHO EVER STUDIED BIOLOGY

KNOWS, THE MORE YOU MIX THE

GENETIC CODES THE STRONGER

OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS WILL BECOME

TO FIGHT DISEASES.

AND WE'LL ALL ACTUALLY LIVE

LONGER AS A PEOPLE IF YOU MIX

THE RACES.

KEEP MIXING THE RACES UNTIL

WE'RE ALL THE SAME GRAYISH

COLOR.

(LAUGHTER)

THEN THERE WOULD BE NO MORE

RACISM ONCE WE'RE ALL THE SAME

SHADE, MAN.

HEY, GRAY!

WHO YOU CALLING GRAY, GRAY?

AND THEN WE'LL ACTUALLY BE ABLE

TO HATE SOMEONE FOR THE PERSON

THAT THEY ARE.

(CHEERS AND

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