What Rodriguez Would Have Wanted

  • Season 2 , Ep 211
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 17,829

A strategic football game played between Mark and Grimes has an interesting outcome. (2:41)

[ahem]LILLY!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?- SWITCHING TEAMS.

I KNOW IT'S NOT REALLYIN THE RULE BOOK,

BUT IT SEEMS TO BE ALLOWEDIN SPORTS MOVIES.

I'M NO GOON, GRIMES.

I'M A SOCIAL WORKER.

- AND I'VE STILL GOTYOUR PLAYBOOK.

MURDER FORMATION, BOYS.

- YOU'RE IN AT Q.B.GIVE 'EM HELL.

- OKAY, GUYS.LILLY EXPRESS. HUT, HUT!

- [growls]- OW!

- OH, MY GOD.I CAN TOTALLY SEE BONE.

OH, MY GOD, THERE IS NO WAYTHAT'LL HEAL PROPERLY.

HUH!HEY, BUDDY, YOU'RE FINE.

YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.IT'S JUST A SCRATCH.

TEAM DOCTOR!

- TEACHER, I HELP.

- OH...- MM-HMM.

- GO AHEAD, I GUESS.

- HUH.IT CALM MY NERVE.

- OH, NO!OH, MY GOD!

IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHTIT WOULD BE!

GOD, THE CONDIMENTS!OH, MY...

[groans]

- ALL BETTER.16 AMERICAN DOLLAR, PLEASE.

- NOW GET OUT THERE AND WIN.

[intense music]

[whistle blows]

- OKAY, GUYS...- IT'S TIME.

both: THE LEVIATHAN.

[crowd cheers]

[heart pumping]

- [indecipherable deep growling]

- WHEE!

[wet squelching]

- OH!

- WE SAWED YOUR GLIDER IN HALF,YOU HAIRY MIDGET.

- [whimpers]

[all shouting]

[whimpering]

[gears clicking]

- AIM FOR THE BALL.

[gunfire]

- [whimpering]

- TOUCHDOWN![cheers and applause]

[whistle blows]

[all cheer]

- HOW MANY EXTRA POINTSCAN THEY GET?

- YOU KNOW, YOU BET A LOTON A SPORT

WHOSE RULESYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- THAT'S THE FIRST TOUCHDOWNANYONE'S EVER SCORED ON US.

YOU'RE A PANTLOADAS A COP,

BUT YOU'RE A HELLOF A COACH, LILLY.

- WANT TO GO TOWEL-SNAPSOME I.T. NERDS, SIR?

- YES, I DO.

IT'S WHAT RODRIGUEZWOULD'VE WANTED.

[sobbing gruffly]

- YOU'RE A QUACK, YOU KNOW THAT?A REAL QUACK.

THAT ARM WAS A PIECE OF CRAP.

GET YOUR LEG LOOKED ATBEFORE IT FALLS OFF, MARK.

QUACK!

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