I miss like thirdgrade because you
could kill people in dodge ball.
Remember the rulesto dodge ball?
If you were fat orhad glasses, don't
show up because you'll die.
That was crazy, man.
The teacher would hadeverybody a volleyball at 8:00
in the morning.
You'd pick out the mostpathetic kid in the class
and try to kill them.
You're in the corner ofthe gym with your friends,
going, dude, check itout, he's got a walker.
Give me the ball.
Come on, give me the ball.
You got the kidwith the back brace.
It's my turn now.
You played kickball.
You guys remember kickball?
Kickball was great, right?
Remember that one kid every yearthat would miss the kickball?
If you missed the kickball, man,it was just like, I don't know,
move to Canada.
Because nobody inthis country will
sit with you at lunch time.
If you missed the kickball,you don't have a place
to sit at lunch for therest your life, not even,
like OK, not even likeexchange students.
They been in the country a week.
They know you're a loser.
Like, miss the kickball,first period gym.
Sixth period lunch.You're like, hey, you guys.
Anybody sitting here?
(SPEAKING WITH CHINESEACCENT)Oh, forget it,
you're the kid thatmissed the kickball.
Beat it loser.
What was your favoritesubject in school?