Dillon Garcia - Chubby Chasers

Dillon Garcia & Wil Sylvince Season 2, Ep 3 10/18/2012 Views: 12,669

Dillon Garcia isn't going anywhere; you don't need to chase him. (2:07)

South Florida,all the beautiful ladies.

How you guys doing?

Hey, boo boo, hey.

You guys chubbychasers or what?


'Cause no one is.

That's a stupid term.

I hate thatterm "chubby chasers."

It's so dumb.Doesn't make sense.

'Cause if you think about it,if you're a chubby chaser,

that means you'rechasing fat people.

You also need to understandthat fat people

aren't going anywhere.

Maybe you're a chubby finder.

Maybe a chubby convincer,I don't know.

You don't need to chase me,just find me, I'm right here.

A little bit about myself,I'm half-Mexican, half-white.

And so is my name.

My name is Dillon Garcia.

No, that sucks.That's really my name.

You don't do that.

That's like beansand coleslaw, like...

You don't put those together.

This is good.


Ah, I just went throughmy first really bad breakup.

First really badbreakup, it's okay.

Don't worry about it,no, it's okay, it's okay.

She's dead.I killed her, it's okay.


No, no, I love this girl.

I was with hersince high school, okay?

I gave her my lunch tickets,like, it was real.

It was real.

So, I started datingthis new girl.

It was a lot of funwith this new girl,

but at the beginning of therelationship, she tells me,

"You got to waitat least a month

before you get the cookie."

I was like,"All right, whatever."

So, I called hera month later...

(laughter, applause)

(whistling, cheering)

I was, like...


It's the first.

Wake up, wake up, I don't...

I don't know, I don't knowwhat to say, it was weird.

So, we hooked up,we had sex and everything,

and after, after I was like,"Yo, that was fun and all,

"but where the hellis that cookie

you were talking about?"