Bender's Bender

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 04/06/1999
  • Views: 25,963

After Fry leaves, Bender sinks into a rusty stupor and stops drinking. (1:50)

IT'S SO BIG AND EMPTY.

MY ROOMMATE'S GONE,AND ALL HE LEFT BEHIND WAS

AN EYELASHAND THREE SKIN FLAKES.

AW... WHAT'S THE POINT?!

BENDER?

MY GOD,YOU'RE A MESS.

( groaning )

( slurred speech ):LEAVE ME ALONE.

LOOK AT THAT FIVE O'CLOCK RUST.

YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHTNOT DRINKING, HAVEN'T YOU?

HEY... WHAT I DON'T DOIS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

PLEASE, BENDER,HAVE SOME MALT LIQUOR--

IF NOT FOR YOURSELF, THENFOR THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU.

I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME,AND THEY HATE ME.

OH, NOW, LOOK

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU MISSBEING FRY'S ROOMMATE,

BUT THERE'S GOTTO BE A BETTER WAY

TO DEAL WITH THIS.

LIKE HOW,HAVING MY ANTENNA REMOVED?

WELL... IFTHAT WOULD WORK.

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

THAT'S LITTLE BENDERYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I CAN'T CUT IT OFF.

YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT OR A MAN,SO YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

WAIT.

I WANT YOUTO LOOK ME IN THE EYE

AND PROMISE YOU WON'TGET BEHIND THE WHEEL

WITHOUT SOME KIND OF ALCOHOLICBEVERAGE IN YOUR HAND.

I PROMISE NOTHING!

( slow, sultry jazz playing )

( groaning )

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